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# Bring on the Wall's!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Snorker? Whats a snorker
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# it's what divers use to breathe underwater
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I thought it was
what Barry George wasn't in relation to Jill Dando?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# he has a hare-lip?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# You mean
underworker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/snorker

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# oooooh - nearly...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha!
You got me!

Edit: I love snorkers, bits of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :D
Great recovery!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ArGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# why was that not pink???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TO DEATH FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I HAD A HORSEDAY AT WORK TODAY
BY THE END OF IT PEOPLE WERE SINGING THIS WONDERFUL SONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love singing
best of all the vocally-reproduced musical sounds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haHA! the link was purple, so no click :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# IT'S NOT HORSES.
OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm amazed...
Set out to play a hilaaaaaarious jape on a new person, and wound up horsing loads of old-time btans!

Joy!

Sorry folks ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# For some reason the link wasn't purple
Otherwise I'd never fall for such shenanigans...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think they kinda time out and go back to blue if you don't visit them in ages...
or something.

Whatever - result!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# HORSES
HORSES

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# not really linked, but hey
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus Christ
the more you look at it, the weirder it gets. I think it's eating my soul.

No no, that's my sandwich. HEY GET THE FUCK OFF MY SANDWICH.

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# She's Noo-Noo's mum.
*snuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nyaaaarrrgh
*runs in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Cor
Fake contacts and too much coke...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Go on then, since you offered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# OK
Meet me behind the bike sheds at 4
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# shitting hell, that still creeps teh fuck out of me....
that nose... it's just so wrong..... *shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It was a total happy liquify accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Holy Moly!
*FEARS LIKE HELL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# See, I think she looks nicer like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Well, there is that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Still would
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It'd add a new dimension to
having a horse's head in your bed, certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Snorkers are pre-cooked tinned sausages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# The breakfast 'bag of mystery' of choice in the Wogan/Tog households
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay for Wogan!
also (tenuous Radio 2 link) - I think Ken Bruce might be a closet b3tan. He quoted the Obama "change we need" slogan in the context of 'is Obama Yoda or something?

Clearly been following the compo this week.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *proud TOG here* :)
We'll soon know if Bruce is a closet B3tan - there'll be a popmaster section in the newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Underwater Snooker.
(not to be confused with Pool)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# OK


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# need input!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# People keep trying to get me to watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's lovely.
You should.

*has a little fluffeh moment*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ^ this
Although not the greatest film ever committed to celluloid as some would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
"The Incredibles" was better.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# again, sir
You're completely right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# But I don't want to.
a) I don't like things about loneliness, and it looks all lonely.
b) I'm not a huge fan of kids films, except for the ones I saw when I was one and Monsters Inc. This is my weakest point.
c) I just have no will to watch it. Like the Sound of Music.

The problem is the people who want me to watch it (read: my two best mates) seem to think it's Citizen Kane or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You should make them watch Citizen Kane first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I think a trade off may be in order.
Citizen Kane, possibly. HOWEVER as I might be bored by Wall-E I might make them watch something equally as boring. Like Night Mail.

Night Mail? I think it's called that. I should know, I was made to watch it about 20 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# that puts me off too
WATCHITWATCHITWATCHIT!
as though you are unabel to make up your own mind

having kids is great because i have an excuse to watch kids films, although tbh i am getting sick of disney/pixar movies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That's the thing, That's exactly it. I haven't even got any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# No Disney/Pixar movies!!!
How do you live?! etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# O_o
WELL I do have a couple (although I'm failing to remember what they are at this moment), but I survive well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've managed to avoid Wall-E so far
but I have a horrible feeling Madagascar 2 will be inflicted upon me if the reaction to the trailer before Bond was anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Madagascar will suck
But Wall-E is great.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I finally got around to it a couple of nights ago.
It's actually very charming. Not mind-blowing by any means, but it really is a lovely film that leaves you feeling happier after you've watched it... And this is coming from a man who prefers to have the majority of his film's protagonists kicked in Eastern ways/shot at/detonated by the the end of his films. Preferably while dressed in black shiny outfits.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^this, on all counts
it's just a charming, and very accomplished film that 'works'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Go on holiday to Portugal and get yourself one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Disney movies are a very subtle form of contraceptive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# It really is rather good.
Thankfully Pixar are no longer Disney's bitches. So no more crap like Cars hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've not seen cars, it looked like poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# yes
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Well, that's certainly true.
wasn't impressed with that one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# It's not Toy Story, but it has it's moments.
The animation is amazing though.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Agreed.
Looks stunning, bit seemed a bit 'thin'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's certainly not Citizen Kane
But it's worth your time.

And it made me cry. Doesn't take much these days, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You're such a cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *hugs*
thanks, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I hope you'll shed a tear if Vic gets shot...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I would indeed :-)
Wasn't all that impressed with 'Moving Day', though. Felt a bit slack.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# aye, the pace slackened a bit, escpecially after it got set up the week before
mind you, it's just after mid-season, so it's gearing itself up for the final act.
*fingers crossed they make it good*
they'd better...

Did you catch that film I mentioned?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# remind me again?
/brain like a sponge blog

Edit: I promise to write it down this time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Felon
brutal, graphic, but suprisingly better than it looks on paper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Cheers, sir
I have properly logged it now.
I appreciate you indulging a sad old drunk who keeps forgetting things.

/not feeling too good today blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# don't watch that, watch this!
*nutty dance*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Put them away, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# shant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *flicks ice chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# you should, it's quite possibly the most 'accomplished' of the Pixar films
forget the slight 'preachy' message, and it's almost a perfect film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# O BBLY?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :O(
I was looking forward to my toad in the hole tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *rubs knees á la Vic Reeves*
*stops Andrew Mortimer impression*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# funny word
(waxdart hello., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# lol fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)