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# Oh well,
I spent longer on this than it seams. Dunno why. But I am posting it. Sod it. And I am away with the dug so flame on!



'Nings, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She's a funny looking cow, she is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Gorgeous, though.
Well, I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Very nice cheekbones
I seem to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Right. What are nice cheekbones?
Are sticky outy ones nice? What's a high cheekbone in comparison to a normal one?

I've been meaning to ask someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Not so much sticky out as well-defined
I think high ones are where the apex is closer to the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This doesn't help.
Apparently I've got high ones, but I really don't get it, and recently (since losing weight) the first thing anyone who's not seen me for a while remarks on is my cheekbones. Nnng, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# It's because you are lovely.
That's why.

*hugs*

Edit: not that you don't understand - the other thing about cheekbones. Gah!
Dammit read before you post, JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I just don't understand why having a head with more corners
is a good thing....

You're a love though *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# It worked for Kryten
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# She reminds me of the alien in The Abyss....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
That doesn't negate her gorgeousness, as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Me neither.
I would boff her.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I'd marry her.
Clever, beautiful, mad as a little hatter. Perfick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am starting to wonder if there are any women you wouldn't marry.
How can you fancy Cathy barrie and Bjork?

Could they be more different?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Of course they could, Cathy Barrie could be a 7 foot big fat black man.
There are lots that I wouldn't, believe me. I love Cathy because she's not frightened to go 'this is me, this is my cellulite, this is my wobbly bottom', which is something I've never been able to do, and I just think Bjork has some of the most ethereal beauty going.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *agrees totally*
Edit: 'noongles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Noon Tan!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Busy busy today!
How's yourself?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Wotcher petalkins
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# 'Lo ma'lady!!
How goes it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It goes....slowly
although I'm certainly in no rush to go home, we're entertaining parents tonight. Well, parent. Parent, parent's fiance, possible brother and his girlfriend, all in my tiny flat. Sunday we had my folks round*, yesterday was band practice. *yawns*


*having said this, having my parents round is different, all we do is get stoned and watch stand-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
I wish my parents were like that.
We get so stressed when they come down it's untrue, we always get 'em in a hotel nowadays though.

Good luck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, please
Wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# He he he
Pjork... that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Great Stuff, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# That would explain the grunting she does!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahah! sheer genius! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# How dare you insult Islam in this way
*outraged*
uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081103/tuk-sausages-muslim-chef-sues-police-45dbed5.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# "He would have had to do certain things and bacon would have been involved."
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Pjörk Gnops

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Pffft!
Woo to both of these!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)