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# found this
I must apologise for its size in advance, its not mine, just something i thought fun to post a link to.


edited: moved to links before the wrath of the overly protective board campers deafens me
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# THANKS FOR THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# uh oh.
/runs like unspeakable hell to the b3ta bunker....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# 600 miles long
and also 225kb?

You sir are a bad n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :(
i know i know i am sorry, i just wish i could be a good boy, and of re edited it into a smaller file, but i was hoping i would be cut some slack ?

if not ill goto hell with the rest of the shit n00bS
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# big or small, you didn't make it so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# You have been on the board enough the last
2 days at least to know that you will not get cut much, if any, slack!

You are very nawtee, and rest assured that if I were a mod, you would be nawtee stepped right now! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hit your edit button
and get rid of all the stuff that makes it appear as an image, turn it into a link, the damage is done but you'll help save the planet by not wasting kb's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# your not shit
you just new dont let em pull you around and have a glance at our lovely f.a.q. (top of the page)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Top grovelling!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It appears you've accidentally posted the biggest picture in the Solar System.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# nay! the multiverse!
god save the international netwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# "its not mine, just something i thought fun to post a link to"
Put it on links then.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hello new person
please read our faq
then go get your shinebox
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *pulls gun out and shoots*
*drives to the woods with you in trunk whilst saying fuck lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# one's looking this way, one's looking that way, so what?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm gonna go get the papers
get the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you'r a funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# WHat do you mean funny?
Funny how?

Like a clown? Do I fucking amuse you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *shoots a spider*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# thanks
thanks i have fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# use teh links board
click Links up theerere

edit: fuck, you guys are fast today
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Thats it. You stand there with pride....but before long you will make a mistake. and we will drink your BLOOD!
DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD I SAY!

;)

Edit: hmm after posting I realised that you are Bumblebee. Silly abunar. Bumblebee is not noob. He just wears hats!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i like blood
*and ninja edits*
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ninja!
Had you spouted some textual abuse at me?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# not at all
was about to warn you of my blood alchohol level - but decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'm starting to think you're a bit of a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :)
ive always thought you were one
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Great comeback, Einstein.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# yip
thats why i went to multiple physics schools, and became famous for my genius, and you were still in spacka school.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Is that where they taught you to start sentences with capital letters?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# no
physics does not require a level of grammatical correctness, merely a keen sense of the mundane and technicalities.

A bit like your retort
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Most people master it by the age of about five, though.
Look, you manged it on the end bit of your last post, there. Well done you! Oh, but you missed out on the full stop.

Keep trying, champ. We're all rooting for you!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# squawk
might wanna get rid of that eagle in your mind mate, i think its clawed out your good parts.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# this guy
is a bit of a dick
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i concur
youre right i agree eagle is a bit of a dick
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i quite clearly meant you, you dick
You dont have to read the entire FAQ to understand how this board works...

Just a little common sense is enough for most people.

*edit* - Being new is not an excuse since depending on when you sign up you have up to a frigging week to read the basics of the FAQ
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# ok
and you clearly did not get my sarcasm, you dick :(

it seems like a lot of you may well need to brush up on the sarcasm and piss taking faq 101 as well.

Im off to read the faq for another time, cos it seems like i should know everything there is to know in this precious world of yours.

Wouldnt want to rock the boat on a board thats made for taking the piss out of things now would i.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# aaah, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# The likelihood of you ACTUALLY being educated is fairly slim though
if your (faq) reading skills are anything to go by.

Sorry chap, but that's the way it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# okies of you trot
Likelihood of you being correct is slim to none.

That faq is huge, i dont have time to sit and and burn it to memory.

Im learning, hence the plate.

But if you'd like to assume how intelligent I am from some silly threads and posts, be my guest.

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm not the only one that will
and 5 minutes spent reading a document people keep asking you to is going to make you more friends than stomping around, bitching at people because they've asked you to read the same document they have. Much better than the petulant idiot that you're appearing to be at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hmmmm...
and of course you in your own defense look like an unblemished civilian?

If you call me down i will call you back, plain and simple, i dont care who you are , i wont give you respect for being obnoxious to me.

Look above people who were decent to me about it havent been replied to in any sarcastic way at all.
the end.
this post is dull
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I couldn't give a shit about your respect, you're one of thousands
I was just trying to give you a heads up. Chances are you'll be a short lived annoyance anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Yeh OK. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# OHHHH!! BUUUURRR.....ummmm...burn? was that what that was?
?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# that's sticking it to the man
in this case, you'da'man!

:O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# damn and I just delared my alliegance to the BRM and then this
comrade please make your image smaller for we do not wish the Nazis to invade... probably too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# uh oh methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This post made my drown my neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# You needed no excuse to drown your neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Congratulations on being a retarded twat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ;)
congratulations on being a self opiniated doyle
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# My pleasure.
As long as we know our places.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# For a breif while I was thinking
what a better place the world was after last night.

then someone goes and posts something they haven't even made.

I thought it was a vote for change?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Gone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# just had an image in my head then
of a barry scot image

"Bang, and the shitpost is gone"
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Precisely !
*works*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# its arse but...


I can get on the bashing band wagons now when theres a mod-edit :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# not again
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# bloody noobs
what a cock up
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Says the member who has posted 38 messages <3
;)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ahh yes
but 38 nice, on topic, faq approved messages :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yeh. I even went and checked your profile :)
Sadly you are a good noob and I could not unfairly Berate you ;)

welcome btw.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# haha!
Your tone of exasperation and disappointment has made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)