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# As requested by Mrs Trellis, Chris Biggins undergoes a facial sexchange op,


however, even with copious amounts of slap, he still just looks like Julian Clary in 10 years time.
I don't think older baggier faced folks make good candidates for bone restructuring. If that's a word.
Previously: b3ta.com/board/8925754
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# My God - the Julian Clary morph is amazing / worrying!
*clicks*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# + Fern Brittan
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Fucking hell! Best yet!
:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Y Fank U!
I guess we have Mrs Trellis to thank for the request!

I have to say, it was bloody hard, look at that man's skin tone!

Do you think the board could stand a couple more or should I quit whilst I'm ahead? And if the former, anyone got any interesting requests as I'm a bit stuck for ideas now.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# eddie izzard
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Actually, that could be interesting,
and I could start WITH the make up!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# giant haystacks
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Mr T
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Oh I like that one!
Should be a woman next tho really, if I'm sticking to the pattern.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Sandy Toksvig
...oh, hang on...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# george burns
i think that's his name, the trannie who sang "you spin me right round"
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha

you mean Pete Burns

George Burns is the guy that looks like Mr Magoo
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D I kinda wanna do George now! LOL!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# michael jackson
good luck with that one!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I could try turning him into a black man!?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha this!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# eueeueuueueueeueueeeeeeEEUEUUEUEEUEUEUEUEUENNNGNGNNGNGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!
*SPLILCH*

and i'm spent...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# aaaaaaa
aaaaaaargh
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# NO
nononononononononononononononononono

*runs away*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# highly disturbing.
but brilliant.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# *fears*
s/he looks just like my aunt :S
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# May I be the first?
Would
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# aaarghness...nicely
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# well.. really.
I'm not sure which I'd be more disturbed by if they were buggering me.

:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I think either,
for my money. ;)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# spit roast ftw!


(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Well, there's an image guaranteed to stop me playing with myself today!
Thankyou! :p
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# the best one yet, great work
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)