wheheheedit: just little toap overhere...:D
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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I swear that's a helicopter from underneathNot a whale from above
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Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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Thats has to be one of the sadderest things I've evered seen. Woo
but noo.
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Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:21,
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but noo.
Ohhh - I dont think either.You could put a currys digital there.
A coffee and a burger might be welcome; but who buy anything from currys?
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Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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A coffee and a burger might be welcome; but who buy anything from currys?
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, '
Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
('What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, '
Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22,
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xD northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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HahahaHave you heard about the guy getting sued for shopping their logo?
If you show an interest I will gaz the article later.
Bye for now pips en'it!
(If you show an interest I will gaz the article later.
Bye for now pips en'it!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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I may get killed for this.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:28,
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Is that better, or worse? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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*googles* *confused*I'm hoping for the Canadian political party. *hopes*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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Double expresso !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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