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# that woman is THE DEVIL. (obligatory still would)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# 'sat ms beckham?
i would, but only so i could say i have.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# aye
and I agree. She'd be a bit like Nemesis at Alton Towers. Loads of anticipation on the way to the top and all over in twenty seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# oh i'm not sure about that, i reckon i could bounce away on her skeletal cadavre for a good couple of hours before i got bored.
it's not as if she'd be any good, the amount she eats i'd be surprised if she could even pull back the bed-covers in an enticing manner, let alone ride me to climax.

hopefully someone got a nasty mental image out of all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I thought that was trelly's milestone pic for a second!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Nah, mine's much more subtle
And my horns are much shinier


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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *girds loins*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *butters shaft*
What.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *peppers tip*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *peels glans*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *stretches potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You guys are all freaks. Sexy, sexy freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *trembles in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *mumbles in trepidation*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *injects warm saline solution into ball sack to inflate it like a balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's in the actual nads isn't it?
or have I been doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I think there are several different ways to do it
all of which are equally wrong... unless you end up actually injecting it into your heart or something, in which case that's more wrong than the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *snaps*
damn, too soon
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# me too :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Since I have nothing to say about this...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# lol
and Kurt Mussel?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I don't have problem with her that much
yes she's insipid (like a duck), yes she's pretty talentless... yes her husband's as thick as mince, yes so's she...

She's not got much going for her in my books, but I woudn't say she's evil... in fact I think her most unattractive quality is her plastic inoffensiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# she's horny
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Me and blinky cat totally would

I actually think she is quite attractive. Not with the horns obviously or bald or singing.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# this scares me. alot.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)