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# Been sprucing up some old pics

Old version for comparison:

Shall I make it EVEN MORE scrotal?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# spruce it so it looks like a goose.
or a moose.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Goodlord, that's loverly!
:D

*edit* Oops sorry, wrong reply, well, you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Dottie!
been loving your recent output of paintings, splendid stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# The word scrotal is disappointingly underused in everyday conversation
remember, just 4 hairs per faux ball :)

edit: how rude of me, it's most woo
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That is quite a transformation
very nicely lit, texturised, and colourised.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers. The texture on the body is from a kiwi-fruit :p
I didn't want to stoop to photographing my own balls. Or anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# well you missed a trick there, love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# shush!
don't be giving away artistic secrets ;)

I used an orange to texture this :)

courtesy of Walrusman

click for massive 2.8mb
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Bloody rubbish.
I mean - by "rubbish" I mean "ace", obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Please . . . cough up some more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# * Unexpected Crab Sicking Horse...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Nice donkey painting thar.
I'll keep coughing them up alright. There may be some errant hairs and phlegm in the mix though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# is it possible to make it even more scrotal?
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ohhhh yes sir.
More wrinkles and a few curly hairs would work... Maybe a glistening of ball-sweat. Mmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I see no evergreens....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# nicely spruced :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# awesome
i think if you worked on the eyes a bit more to make them realistic too your bollock crap would rock!

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Much sprucing has been done!
Very nice.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# nice work fella
can't beat a bit of paintering
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# this is norweigan level spruce
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)