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# Another joke is found to be from older times
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Magnum cum nada?
edit: is anyone a doctor/nurse/something along those lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
are you in trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'm not really worried, it's hardly painful.
But it's about 4 inches away from my manthing.

(NOT A WART OR ANYHTING YOU FUCKS.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# You're fucked.
I had that once, next minute, i was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Also this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# is it a centipede ?
they like to bite the testiklons and paralyse their prey
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Probably
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# SRSLY
do you have a lump in your abdomen?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# http://www.healthscout.com/ency/1/003100.html
It's this.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I'd say go to the doctor if it doesn't get smaller in a few days.
Or as soon as you can get an appointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think you need to have 'the talk' with your father
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# and does it kick ?
useful descriptions on that site..
It may be firm or soft, tender or not painful at all.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Yes, it can!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# When a woman does that, it usually means you've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Its the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Acutally did anyone watch that program about embarrassing illnesses
Some retarded girl thought she was allergic to her boyfriend, turns out she had a STD
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Hahhaha!
I saw the girl with the hanging labia, she got 2 inches cut off and it was still hanging out about half a metre.

LABIALOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Na this was just retarded teenagers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# twatdangle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# these days theyre called STI
because the phone company sued
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# She probably had the clap
I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
0845 4647
NHS DIRECT
/alt
999
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Thats the real number, don't prank them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ella wentus ad am own accordus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Is that latin for mouth organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# desino diem
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# carpe testiculum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Conjugate the verb 'to go'
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
amo amas
i met a lass
she was tall and slender

amas amat
i laid her flat
and played with her feminine gender

.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# that really moved me

beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# YAY YAY YAY
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh hai DekionDyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is that the Satan and Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# SASUS
JATAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# JATAN sounds like a chinese lightbulb manufacturer
who also manufactures plastic cups
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# the lying fuck
it's got two noses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# dekion?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# PROOF AT LAST!
The first time I posted this pic, nobody believed it was actually Jesus.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# never has a jumbo sausage been so amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# the first dog in space was not from NASA?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# niiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# BAD SPACE DOG NO!
(is how i ready that)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)