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# WAR IS COOL, BECAUSE IT KILLS KIDS. BE A SOLDIER, KILL SOME KIDS.
Mod Edit: the_iraq_war_is_a_success_because_it_kills_kids.jpg is not appropriate for this messageboard unless it's a link.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# funny!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# HELLO, I HAVE A GUN, I AM MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i love peace and love
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# You love semen and blood.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# yes i do
dekion, we all know how awful the will of the soilders is but here at www.b3ta.com/board we really come here to escape from that sickness and sadness and make funny jokes about boners and kittens. we understand how you feel, we just dont want to see it right now. have a nice day!!! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Your urine smells like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# here's familial advice
shut up.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# We'll get their fast, then we'll take it slow.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# verbum sap.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oooooooooooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# i charge by the hour
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# wow,how extraordinarily tasteless
:-[
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Reality is far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# this is b3ta not reality
insert 10p to continue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *nserts*
KILLER COMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# why the fuck do you think i'm on b3ta then?
:-{
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# funny because its true.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# not strictly necessary, dear boy
this isn't 4chan yet
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# THE ARMY IS COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oh come on
i'll say it once, i'll say it again
NSFW does not just mean porn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yes it fucking does! XD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# get a job you hippy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I have a job :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# LIES!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# No, I'm serious.
I get paid to teach someone photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# bumming is not photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I know, I said photoshop.
Not bumming.
Are you blind or just a bit dense?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# sorry i'm not gay
no bummings for me thanks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I wasn't offering you bummings you thick fuck! :D
I have taste ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# NO MEANS NO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# SHUT IT.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# you just wish it was open!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Goodnight SkUG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You have a letterbox shaped like a bum
and you post your penis daily
g'nite :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hahaahha skillful :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Nicely said!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# yew jammy bastard
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Indeed!
He's a retired graphic designer as well!

He also got me to do a vector for him (http://www.clansoul.com/vector/cassidy.gif) which I'm being paid for separately at a later date.

And he wants my help designing a website.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# nice vector
could i pay you to design a website for me?
/theoretically
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Possibly, I have loads of stuff to do.
Is it urgent?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# no.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Well my email's on my website if you need me XD
Edit: You're better off asking someone like mofaha, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# mofaha scares me
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Heheh
he's lovely really.

I'd love to say "yeah, go on then" but to be honest at this stage I'm probably not worth the cash.
If you want any imagery designed I could help you out, though.

I'm off to bed now, 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Oops
I just clicked "I like this!" instead of "Reply".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# how long do you thikn you'll get nauty stepped for?
www.b3ta.com/links/Mr_Oizo_pre_release_i_like_this_D btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I just want to say ha told you so :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# this isn't what I wanted to see
quick some fluff now!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# REALITY, NOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# if i wanted to see injured and dying kids
i would have looked in my basement.
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hahaha
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# careful now!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# For fucks sake
At least just link to it, and provide a description.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/the_iraq_war_is_a_success_because_it_kills_kids.jpg

WAR IS FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# War is boring and pointless in todays environment
abit like this post really
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# they brought it upon themselves
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Those cunts need burning.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# this belongs on rotten.com
and while the sentiment is completely true, the image is unpleasant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# which prt of peurile digital arts community do you not understand?
we all know war is wrong, and that innocent people get hurt. there's little that can be done, other than overthrowing two of the most powerful governments in the world, to stop it.
i come to b3ta for funnies. not to be reminded of what a sick world i live in, i have the news for that.

can you please just fuck off with all of your morally righteous imaging/conspiracy propaganda spreading links?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# omgwtfbbq
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)