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# I haz gone and stolen Raindance's idea.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha I was going to do that
but I didn't want to look like a cunt!

This is very well done by the way... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hhaha yeh I am a cunt though. :(
cheers anyway.

sorry Raindance!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# he is now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Pffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# thas no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# thas
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ^thas^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# also thas
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ^thos^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# star wars - great film
e.t - shit film.
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# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ^thas^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# e.t - great film
the skateboard kid 2 - shit film

its all about comparison
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# never seen the skateboard kid 2
but e.t almost bored the liver out of me.
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# don't let any film do that
you need that liver, treat it nice, give it lots of alcohol on a regular basis
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i gave it a good punching on wednesday
lots of nice vodka ;)
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# I saw ET at the cinema when I was 5
and have never managed to sit through it since
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# did you tell him to fuck off home?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Beeeeeeee Goooooooood
if you cant be good be careful.
if you cant be careful buy a pram.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# my cousin spent every penny she had when it was first in cinemas
she sat through it 13 times, crying her eyes out every time.
sad cow.
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# is that the ginger one?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# no
one of the many blonde ones. i have got over 50 cousins, you know.
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# woah!
xmas must be a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it is
fortunately, i tend to only buy for nieces and nephews now, as most of my cousins are in their 20's and 30's.
oh, and most of them are cunts.
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# Aryans
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# swedes, actually
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# 13 times?????!!!????
I saw Ghostbusters twice as a kid, but that's because it's the best film in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Damn straight
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ghostbusters is awesome
my brother made us sit through the blues brothers every single day of the summer holidays one year. he's a total psycho and watching the film with him meant 2 hours of peace, so we did it.
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# How odd.
I always find the 1st half of BB really depressing because of the shitty little flat they live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it's a good film
and introduced me to the wonders of motown.
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# 100% correct
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# the only good part was when he drowned
he looked like a dried out white dog turd. that was quite funny.
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# You are twisted in the head, Missy!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# thank you :)
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# my friend compared him to a mcdonald's burger texture/colour
in that scene.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well, i wouldn't eat either, so s/he may be right
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# YES
Mainly due to my initials being ET, and having the fear as a child of the teacher saying 'just put your initials in the corner of the painting/pot/etc', and being laughed at horribly. BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Argh! You are Eugene Tombs from series 1 of The X-Files
dont eat my liver!

(Apologies if you have absolutely no idea what I am wittering on about)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That does give us a lovely insight into his childhood.
No wonder he grew up to be a stretchy cannibal!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# poor thing!
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# To this very day, in club cloakrooms when initials are needed,
I give them my middle name too. Try and laugh at 'EGT' YOU FOOLS! HAHAHAAAAAA *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# change your name by deed poll
i'm thinking of going for either chesty larue or hootie mcboob.
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# Haha
Hootie FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that's my favourite
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# You bastard!
And I'd gone and downloaded the source pick and all!

Woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# apologies
Never give your ideas away, cunts like me might steal them!

Go ahead and make yours anyway, it will be millons of times better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm intend to!
Over the weekend by which time everyone will have forgotten.

Have a sneaky click for being sneaky!

Edit: But if this makes the FP I'll be sooooo annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Haha cool cheers.
I want to see your version now ;)

If it makes FP, (which is highly unlikely) I'll throw myself under a train.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
Then it's settled!

*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I did that years ago but yours is FAR better
:) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I hope he doesn't get caught in the tractor beam!!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)