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# The harsh reality of sword swallowing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# it can change the way you look?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# oh.
I wont do that then.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# having seen your photo
i'd be inclined to, i know i'll getting myself a sword next time i go down the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# did that sword make him ten years younger?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yes it did
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i'm glad that's settled then :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It makes you grow a fringe in a matter of hours?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Caution: sword swallowing can in some extreme cases lead to ill-advised fringes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes it can
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Mindpiss?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Thanks, but I've just got a coffee.
Kind offer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Suit yourself
*labels and stores*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I did decline politely!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# That's why I deemed the exclamation mark unnecessary
Didn't mean to be rude

*offers biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# oooOOOooo! Bourbons!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I do, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# he either forgot to put his pants on
or he's forgotten to pull them down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes he has
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it makes you go commando?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It makes someone else do a poo without shutting the door?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# er... yes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Wow!
Turns out there's a lot I didn't know about sword-swallowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# My dad does that.
I don't live with him any more (obviously) but I think he mainly did it because he knew it annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# my dad too
its a "this is my house" thing i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *eyes manwife suspiciously*
DON'T YOU DARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that's crossing a line.
Man-wife just about gets away with wee-wees, if he ever did that I'd rub his nose in it.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Wees are all fine and dandy
I've watched family members, friends and even strangers have a tinkle. But dad poos smell...ungodly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Relatedly...
Well ish...



Wttp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaahha :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :D
its like mine only not shit!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yours isn't shit
It's the slight inconsistencies that make these things funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
i couldnt find a picture of that sword swallower man taking dump anywhere! Even on google images!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :D
Obviously he's shy... maybe he does embarrassingly feminine poos which are not in keeping with the manliness of his sword-swallowing public image?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen we have an amazing man for you tonight
He swallows a four foot sword!
*what's so special about that?*
He's only three foot tall!

/Morecambe and Wise
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Maybe his hair had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I think the above criticism of this image is harsh and uncalled for :(
I like it. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hehe cheers!
at least they are enjoying themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It turned Liev Shreiber into James Blunt
blah de blah de blah
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
*remembers...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)