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# For my 5000th, a naked picture of me with my cock out:

There's no actual penis, so i'll asume it's fine, but if anyone wants i'll link it. edit: If you're not a prick about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)
# congrats
but childporn?

also, nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# So VERY adblocked.
Congrats, kiddo.

163.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I bet you can't keep that up until the milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I'm going to stop posting at 19,999.
Become a lurker. Settle down in the country. Masturbate and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# How will we know when that is?
Your profile page is fucking insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ooh, the American Dream eh?
^ and to you, add &css=n to the end of the website, it cancels the css styles.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Thank you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# D :
nice one, conga rats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
pea-cock more like
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Your lack of bird knowledge concerns me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# A PATHETIC first attempt.....so NWIOT.
Response to:-http://www.b3ta.com/board/8967628

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nice one.
I can't compete with that :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# True
You can't compete with that. BUT you can compete with yourself. Keep going and going and noticing the flaws, then erase them. Over time and number of tries, you will be great.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I think that he can compete with me.
I am hardly the king of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ah no no no
It's not about competing with you, me, human descent or anyone else. It's about pushing yourself forward I believe.

If other peoples works inspire you to be similar or better, then cool. But competing with others especially in photoshopping is kind of pointless. What can you win !?

Over time, I like to think that I have improved no end. I've not beaten anyone, I've made myself laugh and proud with some of my creations.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I tend to find that the work I enjoy most is the weakest.
Something will catch my hummus and I enjoy making it and only realise after posting it that it is probably only me that can understand why it was done (Mangosteen, for example).

Generally my FPs have been 2 minute quick and dirtys
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Not sure how this is different, so I'll post it and see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I swear that these used to tile.
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# 'tis a good first effort
Now take time to step back from it and check all of the places where you think it looks odd, from a background perspective.

Then next time, amend as necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# ^ learn from the master
So where *is* HumanDescent? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# haha
he's at home, naked under his clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# haha
strange and ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Haha 'grats
was going to photoshop that, but then decided I didn't really want it on my hard drive...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Congrats!~
micto would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# haha
self selfing cockfest badness

is this know as popping a glitter?

to create chlrid pron of oneself?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I heard it was AutoGlitter.
Sounds like a car product.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Congrats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Our survey said:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I never fail!
I AM ALL OF TEH WIN.


Now eat shit and ammend your message.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Dude,
Even the inference of your picture is bad news for people at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# It's hardly childporn.
That's like saying showing your son's girlfriend naked baby pictures of him is forcing porn on her and she could do you for harrassment or whatever it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)
# This isn't your son's girlfriend.
This is the entire B3ta-browsing community of the world. And it's nothing to do with harrassment, it's about not wanting people like you who appreciate this site to get shit from their employers for looking at any naked children, visible genitalia or no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Isn't that what the 'hide' button is for?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Thats horrible
And so is the child
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Kiddie pron
very nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)