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# quick and dirty
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Family myth.
When I was a baby my Dad once walked into our living room, whilst people were round, eating what later turned out to be chili out of a nappy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# My parents are now divorced and my Mum is a raving lesbian.
/qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Damn QOTWers
and their brevity about lesbian Mums...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:22, archived)
# It's true. I just realised it sounded like a qotw answer at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Damn you and your brevity about lesbian Mums
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# dear hanke
where do babies come from?

sincerely,
Agent Muu
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)
# A little town called Brevity
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)
# In Dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# The moon.
Black babies are from the light side of the moon, they get very tan before the come to earth. White babies from the dark side. Asian babies come from a special area of the dark side that let's them receive special radiation from special fields that float through space that turn them yellow and slants their eyes. Hispanics take root in lunar mountains, thrust up into the distant light of the stars. As the moon turns the whole galaxy of lights plays upon their skin turning them all kinds of colors. Australians grow up underground in the lunar dirt like moles and the English inside moon trees. Canadians float endlessly over the surface in the cold moon air, just a few feet off the ground. French babies under some bushes on the light side, smoking, watching the black babies and eating fine pastries.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)
# This is both racist and moonist.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)
# It's completely true
please see below.

I put it a little verbosely, the link explains it all much more clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# you think you're clever, don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# and you clicked it too
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# nope
purple link is all i need to know :-) plus, you know, the status bar...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Arse.
You saw that time I got Rapitinui really good, right?

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9004278
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# nice try, but the status bar wins again this time
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
# I'll get you eventually
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I'll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# This information has been know for centuries preserved largely by word of mouth inside the elite cabal of bankers that control the world encomies and governments
it was not until persons inside the US army began planning a nuclear strike on the moon as a worldwide show of force that it was deemed necessary to formalize the information in top secret documents that only The President and a handful of other top level members of the executive branch and military were allowed access to. These documents were also extended to other puppet governments around the world. However, certain governments, while largely under control of the cabal, are still scene as something of a risk to the elites' secret world government and so they were not made privy to this information. A spy from one such country, Latvia, managed to infiltrate one such facade of power in England and gained access to this information. Shocked and disillusioned by this revelation and others about the secret government of bankers he resigned himself to a greater cause: educating the masses through the internet. He began distributing this information over the web, asking along the way for the various people who have come across it to keep it in circulation, staying ahead of the shadow government's attempts to destroy these documents. In interest of doing my part, I am providing a link to some of the documents I have mentioned:

http://www.ghghts.66788894945.302.eds.htm.m0m
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)
# odd, i would never have expected such a link to be purple!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I mean,
the real burn is you read all that shit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)
# The first one, I'll admit
but the second one my eyes just kind of glazed over.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)
# This guy works in a Sydney Hotel
www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24569973-5001021,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# "gelatogate", fucking hell.
ALSO: "the sample testing positive for bilirubin"
williamrubin.blogspot.com/
www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Rubin/1065223604
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Gotta love the poogee bay hotel.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

It's for a Theater project! I'm not supposed to know these things! Just need "X"!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)
# X is where the treasure is hidden
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)
# :((((((((
Meh, guesstimating.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Hahah I just googled
'how to work out how long the sides of a triangle is if you know all three angles and the length of one side.' and this was the first result:
www.mathhelpforum.com/math-help/geometry/41896-right-angle-you-know-all-3-angles-length-not-b-c.html
Look at the first response. What a fucking dick, it's obvious what the guy is asking.

Oh, and it's about 5'7". It was easy to work out. I simply read the other responses you got. I'm surprised you didn't think of that yourself really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)
# haha
and yeah, I'm just an asshole
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# he specified that he was calling the sides length a, b, c etc.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaanker.
WANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKER
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)
# 5 1/2 feet roughly
or 6 furlongs, one or the other

5' 7" is a bit closer - did it with drafting, not math so it depends on how accurate you need it - 5 1/2 ft. should do for theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:00, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ta, sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Glad to be of help
(actually, I am just running up my postings to get to 500 sooner (without resorting to thread wasting tricks...) My 6th year is coming up soon and I still feel like a lurker sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Post more stupid things made in MS Paint
can't go wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I don't even have MS Paint!
I would have to emulate MS on my Mac and then run that P.O.S.

I did just fire up my old Powerbook Mac from the mid 1990s - that is almost like running Vista...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)
# ha
I use Seashore on my mac. It's a lot better than paint, but has kind of a different charm.

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# x is about 5' 7.25"
Y is then about 9' 8"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ^this
because i got my angle slightly wrong mine is more like 57 or something... anyway it proves his calculations are correct. and mine are the wrongest
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)
# I just did this
(x = 8 / tan 55, or x = 8 * tan 35) and got the same answer as kebab, who is a MATHEMOTISHUM. We can share the Nobel Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)
# mathematicians are not allowed the award of a nobel prize, by decree of nobel himself
if you're under 40 we may get a feilds medal...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# I'm a chemist.
THE NOBEL IS ALL MINE! AHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# teh codez
$ cat >1.c
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
#define PI 3.1415926
int main(void)
{
 double theta = (35.0 / 180) * PI;
 double X = 8 * tan(theta);
 int Xft = floor(X);
 double Xin = (X - Xft) * 12;
 printf("X = %f feet, or %d feet %f inches\n", X, Xft, Xin);
 return 0;
}
$ gcc 1.c
$ ./a.out
X = 5.601660 feet, or 5 feet 7.219922 inches
$
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i think its a 3,4,5 triangle
so if 8 is 4 then y is 10 and x is 6
or sohcahtoah or something.

or umm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# silly
old hag cracked all her teeth on apples
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)