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# I dunno really, Shalroth said it (and I hit him with an Air Pan!)

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs again*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# That...
...was. *exactly* the reaction I got when I suggested this!!!

*Edit:* ...and am I a bado paason for thinking Whale Meat looks nummy?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Oh aye yeh I should have put in a credit, sorry!
*goes to do that*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *spangs a third time*
*and once more for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Missed opportunity for a pædo bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Whale catch promp!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
ONOES! I have found out what happened to Mr. Splashy Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Is it just me, or does that look quite tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I was in no way thinking it looked like tunay goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It's a bit rare
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well yeah
They're being hunted to extinction!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Baddum-Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I would most probably cook it before scoffing it.
But it looks like nice steaks, is all :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I always imagine it to be very oily,
but I have never tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think they should start hunting baby Narwhal
They come with free toothpicks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# And yet I'm not allowed to eat Japanese people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# They're not good for you
They're very salty, and they have a very high calorific value
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Still.
anyway, I reckon they're almost fat free. They push invisible blocks around every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# They do?
I was thinking of Sumo wrestlers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They do. Lara Croft practice. Just in case, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh everyone does Lara Croft practice...
Just in case, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I know I make 'shitting myself' noises whenever I climb things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I've heard...
...they're rubbery. I think it's meant to be a good thing.

(Chotto sumi masen, gomen nassai, etc)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nom nom nom...
big chewy lumps of the red stuff, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ^^this
I bet it would be amazing medium-rare with a bit for Stilton sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# or...
Green Peppercorn, Cream and Cognac sauce....

*dies in ecstasy*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :O
Gah that sounds so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *ahem*
1/4 cup chopped shallots
1 cup whipping cream
3 tablespoons Cognac or brandy
2 tablespoons drained green peppercorns in brine

Method:

Add chopped shallots to same skillet and sauté 2 minutes. Remove from heat. Add reduced beef stock, 1 cup whipping cream, 3 tablespoons Cognac and green peppercorns. Boil until mixture thickens to sauce consistency, about 6 minutes. Season sauce to taste with pepper. Spoon sauce over steaks and serve.


Food of the fucking Gods!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# There are many and varying reasons why you're wonderful
but the above just bloody proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *arms out*
Hug, please....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *kidnaps JPG and forces into cookery-based slavedom*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That would be fulfillment of a long-held ambition.
well, not so much the slavedom aspect, more the cooking side of things.

Edit: Though, on second thoughts... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# mm strawberry jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *licks lips*
*realises that he should have licked his own lips instead*

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Barbarossa?
Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa!

Being John Malcovich moment...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Too self-absorbed you think?
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Your board name always makes me think of Barbarella,
and yet you have a willy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Are you coming on to me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
#
to

had to, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# eeewwww.....
You bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# with grated puffin on top
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Grated Puffin FTMW!
and just a twist of Bitter Lemming, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!
have pea from last night
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Am I the only one planning on doing this later on tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *places order on Amazon for the DVD of this*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Like splosh, but crap and with lots more talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Lol!
BAD Captain!

Film it!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# by 'this' I meant the cartoon and not Nibus.
There shall be no raping of the Nibes. Not by me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm too sore from last time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Serves you right for fighting back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It might be worth learning how to bake a cake
just to do this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I just bought 740 rolls of the stuff:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)