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[challenge entry] sorry!!

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(MechanicalMarigold then one day you find ten years have got behind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Is it wrong that I would?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# no
but use a condom
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# haha
that's a whole lot of bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# No
I'd shag her for sure. Only so I could tell people.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Is it wrong that I wouldn't...
Until now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# you want to mess with her professor yaffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You deleted and reposted that. Use the edit button.
ffs!

Right as I windged before Readnot of the clan of Mcfaq deleted when he deleted his post.

*shakes grrry fist at wasteful people*
I just went to the supermarket to get some pastries for my guests breakkie. Standing at the check out pastries
in plakky deli/bakery bag the cashier tries to encapsulate said items in a carrier bag.
*shakygrrs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# oh noes, someone wishing to use more plastic than is needed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# exactly
Don't worry you're bogan sarcasm did not go unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# *your.
:P HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAA

bogan's aren't good enough for irony then!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# *shakes head*
Is that really your best reply? Well done, yes I am badly dyslexic and make spelling errors. It beats being ingorant anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
# ohhhh have a happy pill.
don't they charge for plastic bags there?

ignorant? moi? probably, i'm also mildly dyslexic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Lol
"Readnot of the clan of Mcfaq"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Sadly there can be more than one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha
*quickenings*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# oh i would. the stuffed cat's probably a better option than her pickled sardine stinking snatch
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Perfect expression!
She's got nice pins, but wouldn't touch her with yours.

Eat some pie FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# She has a square head!
'ningles teh 'manga
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# 'nings teh Ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting you are some sort of amine genre:P
Although typing this totally defeats the purpose of abrieviating your name:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Before you get to her Bagpuss
Surely there's alot of fishing boats and a shed load of seagulls to get through?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Haha, I can just picture it all now

'ningles teh b3ta!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# lol
Some sodding seagulls nicked my cheese yesterday! I popped it on my windowsill and about 10 minutes to keep cool while I nuked a tatty and when I went to get it they'd managed to get it onto the roof opposite.
I'm in the centre of sodding London. They must be asbo gulls that came into town especially.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Seagulls are the asbos of the skies
And not just above the seas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I swear they had hoodies on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yay Baggy Puss!
NING ALL !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)