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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be awful
give me a rofl
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# THERE IS NO CHOLERA ON B3TA, YOU CAN ALL GO AWAY NOW THANKS BYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# EDIT: Sorry, what we meant was well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ^ That's shit that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i iz in yr caravan
lynching yr paedos
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *sandwich splatters keyboard*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ha! Bumhug!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This
*officelols*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# AIN'T NO BAGPUSS WHEN YOU'RE GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Um...don't read down then :/

Edit: De-ris from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm concerned over your evident lack of respect for The Clangers.
I shall send my enforcer round, if you're not careful...



Edit: She's watching you...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# They're evil
That clanger in the shag-scenes is an actual toy myself and my mum kind of jointly own.

It sneaks into alsorts of places. Snuck into my suitcase travelling too China BOTH times. Even tried to get into my hood when I was about to walk on stage at my graduation!

Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *unleashes the Pig O' Doom*
I did warn you..., you've only brought this on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Aww, she's so CUTE!
*pork scratches behind pig ears*
*rubs her some pork belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# AUSTRIAN PROP KNIFE SUPPLIER OF THE YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# colours your jizm has been
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# GEOFF MAN!!...A SPIDERS BIT ME...A CANNA PEE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you can now get two sheeps to the euro
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# BAGGY PUSSY SPECIALITY

I'll fuck you so hard your shit will turn soupy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *readies soup bowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# get off my fucking t.v Graham Norton
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I see you have Liberty city minute
Ive been trying for this but my sodding game keeps glitching. Every time i get a phone call from a character i get bumped, interrupting the call which never comes again :( Ive had to fully restart 4 times
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yea I had a few glitches..did it in about 29 in game hours 1 hr spare :)

had two save files as backup in case it glitched ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ^This
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# A portal to another hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# WAITING FOR WOOLWORTHS TO CLOSE SO WE CAN GET GIANT GLOWING WOWOS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# But I'm already here!
*eats ready brek*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Now available in Woolworths
(IPFreely, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Having a go on Betty Page's still-warm 85-year-old norks
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i detest that woman
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Kidnapping your rofls for the reward money
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Sucide is painless, it brings on many ratings.
For Sky at least.
(CrazyDave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# pathing the way to procrastination station
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Delivered at 4mph

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# NOW CENSORED BY THE IWF
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Because there's a little Bagpuss in all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# EVERYONE'S A CUNT EXCEPT ME
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# NOW WITH LESS CHANCE OF GIVING YOU CANCER THAN IRISH PORK
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# If Beyoncé was a boy, if just for one day, she probably wouldn't whine so much.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Procrastination Revolution - Today, the sofa, tomorrow, the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# (up to) 50% off sale on contents!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)