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# hedgehog #2
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# bloody brilliant
absolutely amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *blushes*
Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# He makes me shudder even without the 'shopping
...but nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ta, Ms J
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Me and the missus watched 'Beyond the Sea' the other night
Kevin Spacey played Bobby Darin....Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Stop that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# But it's true!
God. I'd do very wrong things to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure how I should read that...
*mulls*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It's a good thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Have you seen the Gary Oldman football commercial thing?
I almost slid off the sofa. He's the perfect age now as well.

Phwwwwwwwoooooar, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# No! is it online anywhere?
He used to make me feel very wrong things too. He still does in certain roles, but I just have to gloss over some of his other ones
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# He's so much sexier now he's older.
You know how John Hurt's the sexiest thing ever now he's in his 60s? It's like that.

I'm not sure if it's online, but it's all over the telly.


Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I don't really watch TV
Sometimes I tune into some of the comedy channels on Virgin (just because it's there and we're paying for it!) but mostly we just watch dvds

*goes to search*

Edit: Hrmmghhmmmm. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I know, it's ridiculous, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# He looked bloody good in the recent Batman filum
Venerable, that's what he looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
It's just you men, you get better as you get older.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ;-)
better more drunk
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oh yes
Not all men, by any stretch, but a special few.

Our dear friend JPG here, he's sexier everytime I see him, helped along by my drooling over the Spacey, and his many shared features...and of course the gentleman thing because I'm a sucker for a character to fantasise over.

Edit: Oh, look at me getting all sleazy again, hate campaign here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Gentlemen>Ruffians
any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *Does the 'Officer & A Gentleman' thing through Fae's Office*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# It was said with yourself most definitely in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Awww, Fae....
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# NOOO
*fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *doffs Stovepipe hat*
Ma'am, you are too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *claps wildly*
Oh dear, JPG. David Miliband was looking quite hot on telly this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 0_0
Say it isn't so, pickle.

You can't - You just can't!

It's pronounced 'MilliBlair' anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I'm hoping it's just because I was half asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *ahem*
half alseep out of your gourd on amyl nitrate.
That would be the only excuse!

:D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha, I'm not 15 any more, I've got access to proper drugs now.
:D *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I didn't want to insult by choosing something really pikey.
Although amyl is pretty bad. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :D I'm only joking, petalkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Go and wash your mind out with bleach this minute, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I can't help it, I'm broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I can ...
correct you ... IF I might be so bold ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Depends. Are you going to hit me?
Rape's out of the question. You're going to hit me, aren't you?

I'll hit you back. I'll hit you in the thorax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# he always reminds me of a constipated turd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *thinks about this for a second*
but...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# it is true
also, I thought this was Spike Milligan in drag at first

uk.imdb.com/media/rm687185664/nm0906048
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Asta la vista. Mandy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Excellent stuff JPG!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Arf! I love that!
Also, what I love more is that fucked-up 42 day bill got kicked out on it's arse.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# That was one of my first ever head-jobs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ooooh very nice!
*seals*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *Future Love Paradises*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *Dreams in Metaphors*
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Westminster became sentient at 14:26 on the 9th of May 2012
-- it's the politicians -- they got SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# It'll never happen
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# It'll never happen.
hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *passes mop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# that must have hurt
hopefully it didn't come out sideways

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# fluffy end first
Thank God!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# surely u'd want the fuffy(edited) end to come out last
to mop up as it were.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ewwww......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thanks! These are my half-decent shoes, as well, completely ruined.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Err...
...that has WOOOOO written all over it. Was just about to post, but shall leave it a bit so this is rightly on top! *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *shakes firmly by the hand*
You're a gent, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# to the train


gotta dash and pick up the missus. adios
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# toucanator?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oi!
credits
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ahh perfect timeing,ill pop it here,not worthy of a thread
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# lol
it just makes him look retarded.

Sorry, I meant more retarded....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :D It's like someone just gave him a lollipop.
'tard that he is....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Very nice sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# mustn't forget our other world leader....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Is he belming??
Woo Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Pretty much always...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)