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# 13th December - Speckled Egg Tree
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# New post!!!:O
And it lully although it looks a bit like winky and balls!

A person!

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The gay shift has lost its stamina
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# It had stamina?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Gay stamina
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Shifty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Fucking Shifty Stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The worst kind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Worse than fucking shifty magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Two and a half hours between posts!
I think that must be some kind of record.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i think it's been up to more than three.
it would have been (board time) of 1-4am sunday night.

fastest i've seen was the entire board new in about 4 minutes. bloody limes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
Limes and their constant bombardment of the board make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i still think the fifty foot woman was the worst.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I thought it was FANTASTIC.
Best thing ever.
This was part of another bandwagon though:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# there is nothing good about a fifty foot tall women unless you want to be used as a dildo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I always wanted
to know where she got her clothes from...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# oh i know. i think i would look delightful in that bra...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# do the standard sizes
extrapolate for 50ft tall people?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Your point is completely irrelevant, she doesn't exist.
She's a bunch of pixels on your computer monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# it is relevant.
what happens if aliens do make a woman fifty feet tall as in the movie?

if she gets a bit randy...well lets face it, if there isn't a fifty foot bloke (or another fifty foot woman, or fifty foot doberman) to go with her, a resonable sized man would make an adequite pussypoker.

I wear a magnet under my hat so i am not disturbed by the aliens.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah
But what pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hi
My name's Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# LIES! LIES! SHEPHERDS PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# You found my secret fetish
(Jokel, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Big nose
nice colours

ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# They're all coming out of the woodwork now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# bin sat here for hours
watching you go quietly mad, i have an evil streak
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^ this
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You sir, are a folding trouser press!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Folding trouser press WITH A BOMB
'nings, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# OH NOES!
Folding trouser press is going to go under 60MPH!!!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm sorry Mr. Talking Cabbage I can't understand that you're sa... ....Ooo I've come over all teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
ll
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hehehe

I mean: MUHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# have you stolen Turner's paintbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# i never new eggs came from trees.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Of course you do!
pamdora.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/tree-eggs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# oh my god the chicken is a lie!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# That's sensational
a serious woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hello J
How's stuff and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yo Medi
all is wet and cold, thwarting today's plans, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mmm
Today is cold, but very sunny over here

What are the plans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# They were to go and see two snow leopard cubs at the Cat Survival Trust
but to it's not going to happen today :(

www.catsurvivaltrust.org/

Big overgrown fluffy kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Bah!

They look well fluffy btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The other morning I apparently told the missus, still half-asleep
"you're all squidgy and farm-fresh"

I may have been dreaming about eggs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Hostel quote of the day. Guy walks into a room and two people mumble at him, 'I'm naked' and 'I have a hole in my bum'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Gorgeous :D
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# bloody lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# 'Ning Rev!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)