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# obscure american football reference
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# egg chasers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# egg chasers dressed in armour who need to take a break every 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# they're big girls blouses
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you mean
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# egg chase lover!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# nah
I live with a 'Merkin who's seriously been trying my patience lately, so I'm just generally ill-disposed towards septics right now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# throw a shoe at him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# haha
that's a brilliant idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I used to say this too.
But (it turns out, shock!) they really aren't wimps. "Broken leg? Strap it up, I'll play on".
/reality is not amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That's just 'cos they're Fick
with a capital 'F'
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# This means nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ohhhh, Vienna...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# oh, Vienna!
/obvious ac

Edit: Gah!, pass the mop, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ...
What does "/ac" mean, btw?

Or am I being stoopid?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# air conditioning.
or more likely autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# oh
www.b3ta.com/board/9028560
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Fred the penguin lived in Antarctica.
Like most penguins these days Fred was black and white, had two eyes and green blood as a last remaining trace of his alien origin from when his ancestors first conquered this planet millions of years ago.

Fred was no ordinary penguin however. For a start, his real name was not in fact Fred but Ferdinand Rodrigo Edward Darling Higginsbottom III. Since no one, least of all Fred, could remember (or pronounce) all of this he was known to everyone simply as Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I would like to hear more about freds adventures

/subscribes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *wants more*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Meh
I'll reward you with one dogfart :
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 'massive guffaws'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# wtf? rob is dead*
* from robcelebs.
Where all the nudey lady celeb people was,
Now how am i going to find pictures of blue peter presenters dressed in sticky back plastic? :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I know
I mean, at least, so I'd heard
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)