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# This is what I want for Christmas...
I love the look on his cheeky little chops... sometimes stuff is unsurpassed un-'shopped... prove me wrong...

Link deleted by popular demand...
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# please tell me you found this image on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Please read before you post...
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# it is rubbish
that posts which are wrong get the most posts.

like decent images dont get any and then if someone posts something that shouldnt be here, 10 seconds later theres 20 replies calling them wrong.

lamme guys.

edit: not blaming you though skug, just posting in this one because its on the top :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I try to help, I was unsure if this was his own photograph
as I've not seen it before, or if he'd actually shopped it at all, hence me asking the question :)
There's no point shouting at people who make mistakes, it makes the cry and not come back
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Eggs ackery
This is a pic my mate took on holiday, it's not on the net (well, obviously it is now) & I thought you bastards would have fun doing something with him... don't worry I'm still in the cunt-house & writing out lines ;o)
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ...never believe your "mate"
mates say "look what i took a picture of" which translates as "look what i found on the internet"
edit : the idea is to create your own and show us what you've done :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# WELL I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE ODD BANDWAGON NOW AND THEN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ....this is the next brandow...
yawn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# But Henry's not?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Phoooaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# off i go again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# lordy! we'se gonna be having a full on tornado nazi!
oh and "STOP STARING AT MY HELMET"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# This board is for stuff you've made
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# he could have given birth to the motorcyclist
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I find this to be a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hi I think you've got the wrong end of the stick
this is ideally a place for you to post images you've created yourself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Nice picture. It's not good form to post things you haven't made in a new thread though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Oh, and DON'T DELETE A THREAD!
EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Aha my bad
I thought it was fucked up stuff like-minded freaks would enjoy - I shall edit accordingly & then go & fuck myself.
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9029791
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# draw a picture of yourself doing that
and replace the image with it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ! 707
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# If a picture of a man is what you class as "fucked up stuff"
then I think you need to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# He is on a moped though.
That's pretty fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hmmm
You say 'man', I say 'pissed off midget on a moped'... do you call Peter Sutcliffe 'a bit handy with a hammer' ? :o)
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# still a bloke on a moped...
even if his moped is 12 foot tall
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You do need to get out more.
Try consumptionjuction and compare.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# and no slouch with a screwdriver, neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I dont mind, so long as you learnt your lesson
now to make some photo shopped images (or paintshopped) or things you made from other things to look like things... or drawings you made.
or drawings some one else made that you then photo shopped. or models you made with glue and plastic.
or comments you made. or stickers or guns or marbles. or a nice lemon midrange flan. or a hellicopter building plan. or a gun that shoots jam. or a mountain of spam!
or a lamb who believes their life is a sham. goes to work on a tram or a space ship with han. one thing they demand that you

don't touch the ham
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think its his glands
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I'm leaving the band
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# thats underhand
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I dont give a damn
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# kapow, ZaP, BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# in court with saddam
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# they said he must hang!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *trips you up*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# arg...
your timing its impeckable
doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# from and old rubber
with fish paste at the bottom and remogel smeared on his face using a block of mencap.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# haha
well gd luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
i was going to say just do the latter, but as i'm feeling nice i won't

and as i'm feeling helpful
www.flickr.com/
it's a brilliant site to post your photos on, hardly anyone knows about it, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# dr sharesh?
how did you get that moped?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# YOUR OWN WORK
Loads of places are clogged up with random pics.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
HE KNOWS I DONE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Sorry, you can't have one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hosted on facebook it is......
very fuckin poor.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah...
MY fuckin facebook... durrr...

I've now learnt the error my my ways, I've written out twelvetymillion times 'b3ta board is only for my own creations', I've moved on...

Now... haven't you got some kids you should be fiddling with instead of jumping on a dead & buried bandwagon ?
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hehehehe!
welcome a/board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)