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# Shop your pets tiem*
*not actually my pet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# this cat has no hind legs
i am disturbed but none the less perturbed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Lovely :)
This little bugger has taken to biting the fuck out of my feet. I feed him way too much, throw toys at hm, but he won't give up. I guess I just have tasty feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# wow, that is lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# You lovely, lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# damn that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Looks like our old tuxedo boy...he was something else
but this tuxedo boy is also a wonderful critter

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Beautifully symmetrical marking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Thanks...he is symmetrical in this view
but his legs and tummy are quite asymmetric...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# "you will not shop me, human"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Evil kitteh is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# she not evil
she just *REALLY* doesn't like being picked up :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Mark Pawson surely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# No shopping for he has the cancer :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Poor wee beastie {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# My cat fell off a roof the other day and ended up humorously flattened
disclaimer: may have been only partially humorous
The bugger decides to be the exception that proves the rule. I miss the fucking idiot. *sads/*.

I took a photo but my wife felt that turning him into a lolcorpse was a step too far. I'm only now noticing the ironic connection to my username.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Okay
I just went next door and shopped him to my neighbour, for stealing her clothes pegs.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)