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# morning!!


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so far this morning - my daughter (7 years old) has screamed for 2 hours, been almost sick 4 times and burst a blood vessel under her eye! someone shoot me!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy
she alright? You alright?

Also, lovely image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i just dont know
i think she is insane! i think my head may burst! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# If in doubt, put her upside down in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaa
if only i had a shed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Calpol. That's what kids I went to school with got given.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# wish that'd do any good
medised knocks them out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *commits to memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Medised FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Has she seen some of your gothic pictures this might explain the
burst blood vessel and the screaming also the sick part - you're a very bad parent I'm phoning the Daily Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahahha
i jsut dont get her - she is just mad! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# You have to be mad to be sane in this world
only the really crazy people think they are perfectly sane.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahah
sounds about right for me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Why is it always woo in your pictures ;)
Sorry to hear about your daughter I'm sure she'll calm down soon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# cheers! :)
i just think she may well end up being committed! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Or exorcised!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# That would be cool - Jesse film her head spinning around
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# This is a happy happy picture.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# cheers!
i try :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# a) Lovely
b) Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# c) massive pharmaceutical fire
*two thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Very woo!
I feel your pain, I had the same scenario last week.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# bloody kids!
she screams all the time! its aged me terribly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I wasn't grey before our first child
Now it's in my beard and everywhere!!
Blaaaaady kids!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# me too!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That is smashing!
Hope your daughter gets better soon :D *clicks* BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# thanks
trouble is she now has a huge bruise on her face - it looks like she's been punched! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Aw bless.
She should be cleared up ready for Santa coming :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's ok you can always blame Social Services
- evil bastards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# needs more planes :P
nicely done.

why the fuck has she screamed for two hours? belt her arse and lock her in her room. (that's what happened to me anyway.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# i put her in her room
she jsut keeps on screaming. she has screamed with such force she has actually burst something inside her face! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hose her. that's what also happened to me when i fell off my rocker...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That's lovely
is it the twin towers in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hehehe
good idea! adds more clouds!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Lovely.
I fear your daughter may be possessed. Has this happened before?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# she does this everyday
to some extent - but its bad this morning! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *sends emotional support and a nanny*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# i could do with a nanny
anyone got the phone number to mary poppins
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# this is nice
Sadly I have no useful advice, have you tried giving her singing lessons?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# i think she could
be a great actress! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)