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[challenge entry] Shirley?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of
...and don't call me Shirley.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yep

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Printmeister did it I think
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
soz rock... this is good though

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# also
someone's brought a baby into the office and he keeps looking at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I hate it when people bring babies into the office
I just can't produce the milk anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# get yourself back on the hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# \o/
*has bump envy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# it's a real 4 month old baby
... it keeps trying to grab my beard... I'm unnerved
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# they do that a lot.
just go with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ...your honour...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# You want to bring down a major corporation?
Take a baby into the office.
Thje whole place just collapses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :)
perhaps it's a trick from Glasgow University to keep us away from the RAE analysis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# one of my boiled eggs was nice and runny. The other was hard, and impeneratable by toats soldier. :(
and i endorse this picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# well - better luck next time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# it's very annoying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# did you put them in at the same time and things
how did it happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# left one of them in the hot water while I ate the first (runny) one
instead of putting it in cold water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# schoolboy error
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yeah yeah i know...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you don't want to be moving on to poached eggs
you're not ready yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# actually i poached them in the glad wrap like rob reccomends
it was great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yeah
if you don't mind cancer or the faint taste of cling film...

deep pan, make a whirlpool, use very fresh eggs.

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Yes - very fresh
...but take my advice - don't use eggs that are so fresh that they're still in the hen. In my experience, that makes for a very messy kitchen, marital discord, and the threat of prosecution from various animal welfare agencies...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# duly noted
*amends recipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You brought this on yourself.
Fool!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i've kinda been drinking. it's slowed down the thought processes.
i'll make you a cheese cake if you bop me though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I assume "bop" is convict slang for rudey nudeyness?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# you could consider it as a punch....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# how is it you don't get any
with moves like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# im past caring. when i think about it, a lot of the women i actually know
are really annoying...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Aaah, the classic beginner's mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ah for fucks sake, i would have managed it if i was sober and didn't sortof break the first egg by gripping it with tongs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)