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# First Post! Geddit? shit.



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(Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# RIS?
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
I play Bubble Breaker when having a crap. That is not very interesting, but I have been playing for about 4 years now and my average score is around 1450, which seems sort of reasonable, and I regularly get 3000, although I think I have gotten over 4000 only twice ever.

I just played and score 23096! This site (http://www.oopdreams.com/ce/bubblets/high_scores.php) suggests that I am the second best player of all time! I cannot get codes from this Pocket PC in the manner they describe, but I am feeling pretty damned good about myself!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# have you lost all feeling in your legs
and do you have red circles on your knees?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Probably so
and it will take a brillo pad and some cillit bang to remove those baked-on clagnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# i employ the 'mid-session wipe' if it's going to take a while
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# When I walk I stumble.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahah
sounds like a song lyric
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Did you have to step off the bog like you get off a bicycle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ah, if only you have a poo-related blog to put this on eh?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# So constipation is useful sometimes.
Whod've thunk it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He used to support Ipswich too, so he really is an ex tractor fan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# What sort of tracktors ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Can't be the ones with friggin' lasers

Everybody loves those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Now you're on track !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Nice tagging that man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Top taggage!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ex-tractor fan
Very good, if old. Nice use of Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I get it!

It's a windmill that is no longer into heavy farming machinery, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# that's what happened to that wind turbine
hit by a flying tractor

also:
Aaaargh! The punnage! It burrrrrns us!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# BOOM BOOM
 
hello, and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ALSO TRACTOR SAFETY IS A MATTER OF GREAT CONCERN TO SOME OF US
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I once got pulled by a tractor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# TRANNY SAFETY IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yes . . . one does need a tight belt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I was thinking of chike only an hour ago on my way to work
I may need to employ someone's flash skills so I can make a film clip to a song.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# he's going to confuse the fireman with that attitude
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# welcome
you'll be needing this to explain your first reply
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ooooh
thanks mister. That'll come in handy.
(Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# it's a pleasure
now pull up a kitten, play with your stools and go down the shops, or words to that effect
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# looks like thomas the tank engine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Your "click for bigger" doesn't work
Which in this case is a good thing - it's almost half a bloody meg! Try saving as a jpg or gif, there's really no need for bmp on a webpage.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)