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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# That's brilliant, you talented young man.
Absolutely spot on. Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# thank you ma'am
I hope you're wearing a smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I'm not even wearing a blouse
I'm wearing a fairisle batwing 3/4 sleeve boatneck sweater, if that makes any sense whatsoever.

It's a smashing sweater, is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# oh yes
this will suffice!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# \o/ phew!
Oh, and pirate boots. HELL YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I find this combination highly stimulating
if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I don't, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oh but you didn't mention any undergarments
so I just pictured a sweater and pirate boots

I know. I'm awful
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's it. That's what I'm wearing right now at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Jeesus!
What a horribly useless idea, and beautifully executed!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# eewwwww
"chairsquirms"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# OUTSTANDING! (if a little disturbing!)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha they are a nonsense
You're absolutely right :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I need my eyes out
most of the time. The world is an ugly place*








* I live in Portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Beendun (ish)! But yours is lully
Scratchinated
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ooh, hadn't seen that
yours is .. more painful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I'll have two please

*ties together for stereo-ploppage*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# they are a nonsense?
but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I'm going to need more information.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# lovely blood
top work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oooh nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# er.. but proper ones aren't useless
surgeons use enucleation spoons for removing eyeballs
umf-ind.com/products/ophthalmology/hooks_files/image026.jpg
/pedant

nice pic though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)