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# bah
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# His eyes are bleeding pure molten tungsten
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Not tungsten carbide?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oooooh it's something they use in coal mining Father.
Hampstead wasn't good enough for you. you had to go poncing off to Barnsley.

Quite the Python day on /board...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Oh....what?
I don't know why I posted at all, really.

I've got a bit of tungsten carbide. It's too heavy to be an earring, but I gave it a good go. Such a boring individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I don't know why I posted what I did either...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *pokes nose* nosie-wosie-posie. Aw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *hihi*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Innee scrummeh?
if you don't watch ideal I'll get you the first series at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Never seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Either you're winding me up or you've just perpetrated an incredibly subtle pun...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Really, I've not the foggiest as to what you're going on about.
Yerwhat, petal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# My brain is clearly in tangent mode...
www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode02.htm#8

tungsten carbide drills, and your use of the term 'boring'.

Subconscious punning ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# :D I must remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# COOOOAAAAAAAAL. COOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.
That's a nice woody word.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I think I've invented a word - nonomatapoeia
It's for things that don't actually make a sound, but if they did, the sound would be just like the word.

Like smooth, or bliss, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Jermaine Jackson. He's very quiet indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Haha splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# So he CAN be milked!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You're very talented.
I just keep wanting to replace your last two chops with 'master' and 'onion'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ceiling cat is thwarting your suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Damn it!
Epic piss- I was too busy with the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# oops a daisy!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Damn...failed at suicide & now he has to get a sparky in to refit the light
and possibly someone to replaster the ceiling as well, and you just know how hard it is to get tradesmen these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# yes exactly.
its a bloody nightmare!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I guess it looks a little bit like Tony Hart
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Stick a newspaper with a tabloid headline of doom and gloom
and sell it to Private Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# BAH!

That's the way I want to go*

* with added bananas, naturally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# THERE HE IS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha
Judged by that impassive femine...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Femine?
Cats with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Bad time for gravity to reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha


*waits for ceiling cat

*looks up... bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I just found out a lad I knew hung himself last weekend
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Never mind
I'm sure he didn't do it just because he knew you

edit: seriously though, sorry to hear that mate *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Eeek
Good friend or vague person?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# arrrrgghhh, that possessed lightbulb has attacked that poor man!
:D wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# this...
actually happened to someone...
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)