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# Ooh Dot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
top shop, but eesh...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# What do you find between Dot Cotton's tits?
Her cunt.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You loon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ahahahaha
*sicks*

Have

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Thanks
I don't think I've been around on my candle day before.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ahhhahaah, oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# confused!
would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't,
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It's easy, just do her
and then drink to forget.
It worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I'll never forget chiselling through the crust
and having to chew that jelly
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *dry retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh ffs... 0_0
That made me do a little mouth sick
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *wet pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Monty, you terrible cunt!
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A PORK PIE molester!
Pieophile
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# oh god........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Ohsweet heaven nooooooooooo
You have been inside my head and seen that nightmare haven't you...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I love Pam St. Clement. I'm going to invite her to our wedding when me & Mrs V finally get around to sorting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ugly body
but I'd rape that face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ?

I'd I've
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# and thats why
brown bags are a god send
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I find heavy-duty plastic bags better for carrying corpses, or pieces of corpses.
Paper bags are fine until the corpse starts emptying itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# don't worry.
you're still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh sweet Jesus YES!
Love it!

*fwaps angrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# D:
The goggles! They do nothing!


Edit: Does anyone else find it now impossible to type goggles correctly? Always comes out as google.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# altavista
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No.
But save these for later use: Goggles goggles goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# errr
rightly wrong!

()i will have a fucking candle, one way or another
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Donate &
you can have one this time next year :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# yeah, tried that
still waiting for a reply to my email after 8 months. so fuck him
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Eh?
did you go via paypal? Because it is usually automatic I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# no, it was an EMAIL
i wanted a question answered before i parted with any hard earned cash.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'd hit it...

and then stamp on it - HARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# eugh
mmmm
eugh
mmmm
eugh

*ponders*
...
*saves*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# At least there was a few seconds consideration first....
shows that there is still a shred of shame left someplace in your soul ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i think ive chosen the right side of the fence
*wipes sick from cheek*
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I don't know who you are, but you've won 10 points for your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I don't know who you are or where you've come from
but you've saved beano town!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# \o/
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah...
...sorry about that, friend. Couldn't keep it down.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :)
this thread is making me ill so many times over

rooth!

nope, no more left.
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Drink some water, FP.
Then you can stare in horror at the bits that might just possibly be stomach lining that some back up with it.

"Ah, garcon! A gastric lavage for my friend, please!"
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Crikey
that's awfully cleverly done. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Have and would again.
(The Unconventional Jew Get that man a drink, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)