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# anyone got change for a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Will you take a two and a three ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# three of each---she doesn't come cheeeeeeeeeeap:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I best bring protection !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# this is
truely spangificent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I only have this 4.32 note
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# This Crunchy Credit is taking it's toll.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# but at least it's crushy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hehehe!
Her royal gurnness
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Excellent
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# handsome!
and no i only have 999 pence pieces :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# which is £9.99
and ½ a coin. you fibber :p
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# want to have another go?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
#
ris
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# 999 x 1 = 999
999 x 0.5 = ???
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# duh
the space there was crucial to my misreading his statement. bleaurgh. this is why posting whilst stoned on b3ta is a bad idea

E: thanx for explaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# XD OMG IM SO HIGH RITE NOW LOLOLO
GUIS LOOK IM HIGH LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
*is living up to his username*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Darling!
You don't have to change for a fiver!

(incoming spang iminent)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *is suspicious*
-hang on......that's an old 'un:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Inflatable . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Well as a busdriver we often get asked that very question
Have you got change for a fiver and I will take their note and give them a completely different £5 note and say triumphantly "There it's changed!" how funny we busdrivers are - hahahaha. But ppl have no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# HAHAHA....the look on their faces must be worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i would appreciate this kind of thing, but i've got to ask...
...get punched often? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# A couple of times but that's totally unrelated
as those were just junkie bastards who wanted a free ride.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# "give me a free ride and as payment you get punched"
i don't envy your job :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Well I was told each time by the Traffic Accident Investigator
who you must report assault to that - I should just let people who might cause trouble just do what the fuck they like - I being a bit of feisty red head tend to think it's my job to ensure other passengers are safe and not let shitheads get away with intimating me. Mostly iy works but on the occassion there is always someone who want to push me too far.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# shit
again - i don't envy you (in any way ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# When I get on a bus, I always ask the driver "Does the bus stop here?"
Some of the looks I get . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9168775
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Mostly just my ticket . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# \o/
SCORE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# That would really cheer me up
we seldom get amusing passengers other than those who don't realise they are being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I agree . . . bus life is . . . shall I say . . . "different" . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Pfffft
I have to ask my dad, who is also a bus driver, if he does the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It's an old joke so more than likely.
Like James my hubby who was also a busdriver until he fell ill and they sacked him - once had a kid jump on the bus with a £20 note and slammed it down and demanded a child's 40p fare - James was polite and told him that he couldn't change it - the kid kicked off swearing (you know the language) and said that James was going to change his £20 or he would just get on the bus and sit down. James took his £20 note scrunched it into a ball and threw it out the cab window - the Kid legged it after his £20 note and James drove off - problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# My dad tell lots of funny stories about passengers
he's only been a bus driver for a couple of years now, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# 4 years on 14th February
but can you believe I used to be such a nice lady working for Social Sevices as a Home Carer (Home Help the orginal name until it was deemed non-pc)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Are you enjoying it?

My dad had a very good job as a project leader (audio/video) before the company he worked for went bust.

He's never been happier since he's on the bus. And so's my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# A bus driver mate on stopping at a bus stop and being asked if his bus drove to its advertised destination
"Hold on love"
*turns off engine*
*leaves bus and walks in front of it*
*looks up at sign above window*
*gets back into bus and sits behind wheel*
*starts engine*
"Yes, love."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# You would never guess just how many times we get asked that
and I have occassionally done the walk around the front of the bus, of course if I could say what I really wanted to say I'd probably say "It fuckin' does an' all - sheesh lucky you asked me that I could have been driving in completely the wrong direction!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Awsome : D
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# howls
these have been my inspiration:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# That's worth more than the Washington ones !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)