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# Rarr!!


What I did was I thought of shopping the face of Chewbacca onto a picture posted on /board of a terrier buckled into a baby seat. I opened my browser and typed in ‘Chewbacca’ after 5 pages I realized that I was not going to be able to find a picture of Chewbacca’s face at just the right angle. So I gave up searching for that particular image and grabbed one of Chewbacca on the ice planet Hoth where he looks rather windswept and cold.



I then thought it would be patronizing, as this is a majority UK visited board, to then look for a recent image of London in the snow and ‘shop’ chewy onto it. So, I ‘googled’ for ‘London Snow’ and came across a site with the following picture;



I then set the feather tool to a threshold of 15 and selected the white area around Chewy. I then went to Menu- Select - Inverse and copied the Chewbacca image to my clipboard. I opened up the stolen image 'telephone_box_snow_02.jpg'and pasted the clipboard onto the .jpg. Again I selected the magic wand (Thanks Pas) tool, clicked outside the wookie and then went to Menu- Select - Inverse. I hit the delete key three times to chip away at the edge. Hit deselect. Selected the 'phone box' layer and navigated to Menu- Filter - Blur - Gaussian Blur and set it to .05.

File - Save for Web and set the quality to 92, giving me a file size of 69.62, which really is taking the piss as far as optimization is concerned, and uploaded via the b3ta image hosting.

Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# haha
HURR DURR GET BACK TO TALK MNNGHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# fuck if I know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Aah
This is a satire, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# tutorial with every pic
them's the new rules
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# youse patronisin me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# This is a good idea
By making everyone show their working out we will eliminate plagiarism
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# though you are taking the piss thats actually quite useful.
where's this feather tool?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# This ^
I'm in cs2, so i'm guessing it's not there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ah ok then me too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# feather tool appeared with PS8
and replace the old eye tool.
Just go to select-modify-feather
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Ctrl +Alt + D
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ctrl+Alt+Del twice quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# The Feather Tool is a Photoshop plugin
for medieval writing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Alt+F4
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# pfft!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# it's on the tool bar
looks like a magic wand
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# That's the Harry Potter Tool you noob!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm trying to open up Hermione
and feather her edges... if you know what I mean.. eh, eh? nudge! nudge!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# You like 'em to play young and with the gymslip on?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# oh right. i thought that was just called the magic wand tool *shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# pst
that's the magic wand. Feather is a selection modification tool from the select drop down menu ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# splendid!~
That's what I meant. Tom, pay attention to this man, not me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I *heart* you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# mutual
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Well personally I quite like the Catnipp tutorials
... and think they come across as interesting and informative.

But then, it's impossible to patronise me as I'm better than everyone else, so I don't worry about things like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I quite like them too, but I can't help but take the piss
let me tell you a story about a scorpion and a frog

/secretly has a cock blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I found this helpful and informative.
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Brilliant sir.
We'll see how much b3ta like a tutorial when I've finished my current work. It's over 500 layers right now and a good 30 hours of work.
I'm sure a 5 page essay on how it was made will be as appreciated in just the same manner as this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# excellent, but don't link it, put it on /board so we have to read it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I will. But so
as I don't annoy people with too many words in a post, I'll split it up into 15 threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oh god..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:14, archived)
# See I know it's funny but
there are people on here who have hardly any skillz *blushes*.
Even this pisstake contains useful stuff for the likes of me and Catnipp's explanation is like a revelation on the road to Domestos.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :)
everybody wins!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
# words! arghhhhh!!!!
arf!

mind the seams there. Just kidding, I like the end result very well, but admit that I did not read the entire 'tut'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# * golf clap *
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
i don't understand a word of it, feather tool, inverse, chip it with delete, didn't even know i had a clipboard tool, what is this witchcraft ?????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)