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# Oh Spang!
Also - I want to know who would win between a jammy dodger and a chocolate bourbon biskwits.

I'm sure SCIENCE would have to be invoked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# bourbons are more manoeuvrable

but jammy dodgers are tough
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# phwoar that's lulleh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I read that as
jammy todgers
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ban this sick filth!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *plugs*
Biscuits get real → image challenge suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Depends on the criteria
and the weapons allowed.

If it's firearms, the bourbon has the edge. For melee weapons, the jammy dodger would triumph.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# jammy dodgers do have an exposed heart though
so quite weak i'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# if we're being honest with ourselves then all of this is pointless waffle
regardless of who wins, Tunnock's Tea Cakes will ALWAYS be the power behind the throne and there isn't a biscuit in existence which can change that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# oooh ooh biscuit arguement.....
Tim fucking Tams!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Tim Tams? What kind of gobbledegook foreign talk is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# No
nonononononnonononononononononononono





oh, and no.
EDIT: No.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucking
fuckcuntingly YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Spoken like a gentleman
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# happy birthday troy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ah, but legally, it's a cake
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7340101.stm
Jaffa cakes, now... they'd kick arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Looks like an orb, but it's really a Tunnock's Tea Cake.
Looks like a sceptre, but you know it's actually a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.
Caramel Log? Don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# SCIENCE would suggest Swiss Rolls
And nothing else*... *other tests are pending.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# oh joy!
I love the stuff that comes out of your brain, trundles down an interweb hose and is squirted out of my screen and into my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ^This
You put is more eloquently than I ever could.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :)
ace hat, by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ..the stuff that comes out the hose..
that's really not from his brain.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# That area is where my decisions are made for me
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha Cheers :)
...I think....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# that was a genuine compliment!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# \o/
I await other tests with extreme anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# RUN FOR THE EXIT, a stray roll has gotten loose in the squish testing department!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
fun times ten times table:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# you make win
.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# only the rolls that roll in the most swiss fashion
are suitable for the captains table!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# bourbon
jammie dodgers have that weird texture to both the biscuit and the outer skin of the jam in the hole
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)