Oh Spang!
Also - I want to know who would win between a jammy dodger and a chocolate bourbon biskwits.
I'm sure SCIENCE would have to be invoked.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:25,
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I'm sure SCIENCE would have to be invoked.
Depends on the criteria
and the weapons allowed.
If it's firearms, the bourbon has the edge. For melee weapons, the jammy dodger would triumph.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:26,
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If it's firearms, the bourbon has the edge. For melee weapons, the jammy dodger would triumph.
jammy dodgers do have an exposed heart though
so quite weak i'd imagine.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:28,
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if we're being honest with ourselves then all of this is pointless waffle
regardless of who wins, Tunnock's Tea Cakes will ALWAYS be the power behind the throne and there isn't a biscuit in existence which can change that.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:31,
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Ah, but legally, it's a cake
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7340101.stm
Jaffa cakes, now... they'd kick arse.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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Jaffa cakes, now... they'd kick arse.
Looks like an orb, but it's really a Tunnock's Tea Cake.
Looks like a sceptre, but you know it's actually a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.
Caramel Log? Don't ask.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:18,
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Caramel Log? Don't ask.
oh joy!
I love the stuff that comes out of your brain, trundles down an interweb hose and is squirted out of my screen and into my eyes.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35,
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..the stuff that comes out the hose..
that's really not from his brain.
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:39,
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RUN FOR THE EXIT, a stray roll has gotten loose in the squish testing department!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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only the rolls that roll in the most swiss fashion
are suitable for the captains table!
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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bourbon
jammie dodgers have that weird texture to both the biscuit and the outer skin of the jam in the hole
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:23,
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Hahaha this.
"Like you're totally not my father, man! You're just saying that to get me to the dark side well NO WAY, man!"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:31,
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"but the dark side has like mega babes. dude. and you've already been like trying to pull your sister... so you know, you got to like think how dark is my side already, y' know?"
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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"DUDE! I totally didn't know she's my sister, dude! And anyway, it's not like I meant to"
"And anyway, she's totally like into Haarrn but playing hard to get and she's totally gnarly anyway, man ... but admittedly there aren't any other babes except for R2 and he's a droid ..."
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Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:38,
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