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# Heel !

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Half dog is only half a dog!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hmmmm....
Half a dog, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the dog has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a dog be said to be
Or not to be an entire dog
When half the dog is not a dog
Due to some ancient injury?

doesn't really work does it?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oh
Cyril Connoly...
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# No... Not Cyril Connoly...
Semi carnally!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Your name just makes me want to play monkey 2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You should do so
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I dont have it on my laptop and I can never get dosbox to work on vista
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
I'm sure I had a version that didn't need dosbox (and wasn't on my STe)


/edit: I shall have a looksee
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Wicked!
Does it have sound?
Cos Im pretty sure the version I had which I lost didnt have sound, and thats half the game!
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I think it does...
With any luck I'll be able to track it down... I had it on my phone at one point! That was interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# DosBox???
SCUMMVM!
www.scummvm.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That's the bugger I used on my phone!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I've never tried it on anything other than my PC
But it does a spiffing job of running all the good old adventure games. I want to get it running on my DS. It seems like a perfect match to me. Looking forward to the new Broken Sword Director's Cut game comin out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I've got it running on my N95
and Day of the tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# That is amazing!
Ive got day of the tentacle and sam and max on a cd, but my cd drive is busted :(
And I doubt it will work on vista anyway as its proper old
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Are those old 'abandonware' sites live?
Be nice to get DotT off one for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah they are still there,
I got transport tycoon off one, but couldnt get it to work
That or pizza tycoon :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I know I've still got a copy of TTDLX kicking about *somewhere*
and it's xp friendly. Might even work under Vistaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# OpenTTD!
www.openttd.org/en/
You need the original game files mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Haha vista LOLS!
A game I did love was zak Mcracken(sp?) and the alien mindbenders :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm going to see what treat Zone Horror has in store for me tonight...
Gaz me an email address (yours preferably) and I'll sort you out with TTDLX.

I have the old Pizza Tycoon discs somewhere... I don't think I'll be able to make them work.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Consider yourself gazzed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Eric
The half a beagle
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# haha
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I imagine this hound eats well balanced meals !
Wooooooooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# they go straight through him!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Smallest canine digestive tract since reconstruction . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Your two-legged friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# woo-f
perfect as always boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# nice
but I'm hiding until the Wiistorm is over
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oh don't be a spoilsport.
Join in with my handy tutorial :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# b3ta NEEDS a numpty button
mind you, it'd get clicked alot when I post!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# already seen it
chortled, then went back to the bunker
:D

edit: I've just realised what a great word "chortled" is.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Dear Pasanonic
While attempting to follow your excellent b3ta wii compo tutorial I discovered Google images does not have an I feel lucky button. Please advise.

With love,
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I was waiting for some smart chap to notice this
so I was prepared.
But then when I just tried the method I thought would get me out of this dilemma I see it won't work so I have nothing.
Please flog me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Arf.
I believe there exist a couple of websites, possibly created by b3tards in fact (or at least I found out about them on here), which will do a google image search of a random series of characters for you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Which version of Google Images are you using?

You should upgrade to the latest version.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# googleimagestwopointoh.com?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It exists

http://downloads.google.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Heheh, we're once again caught in a toap opera

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yes this does seem to be the template for this compo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# HD's stuff always earns a 'YES!'.. always
bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ENOUGH WITH THE BACON!
Ive spent waaaay too much money on boozing now I cant afford bacons :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Who needs bacon when there's booze?!
Priorities man... priorities. Bacon for lunch (beer optional) - beer now.

I'm thinking of making my own booze this year, being a doely scumbag and bereft of beer monkey... I wonder if I could make Baconale.... hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Well I've blown about £450 on beer and food in the past month
Thats like half my loan
And that doesnt include the £230 I owed in bills! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# You, my friend, are on a roll!
I shall be back to eating earwigs and bark next month once our great leaders realise I'm actually british and not worthy of support until I get a job.

This year I AM going out earlier to get the bits for Birch wine
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# For the past week Ive been eating chilli
I can make 4 days worth for £6
Toast for lunch
Meals sorted.
Now I just need to live until the next loan comes in.
Then job done :D
Boozing can recommence!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Pasta sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Bonus!
All you need is a tin of tomatos, some basil, salt, pepper, and some tesco value pasta, thats a meal right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# plus a tin of
drained tuna steak and providing you season it well you have a meal you can serve a girl without her knowing you actually are a pauper.

/was a student too blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I fucking cant stand fish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# That's a lot of chilli!
Would you send me the recipe? A man can't have enough chilli!

You should watch Ray Mears or that other bungmunching loon. It'll either give you ideas of what you can get away with eating, or respulse you so much you can't bear eating.

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah but I make a mean chilli anyway :D
Ok. If I had lots of money I would do.

Mince! Lots, meat is always good

Brown the mince in some oil (olive if you are posh) and with some salt, pepper, hot chilli powder, and some paprika.
Once mince is browned, take out of pan and then add to pan onions (sliced), garlic
Cook in the juices, add some more oil if needed.
Add some peppers (the big ones not the spicey ones) once the onions are cooked enough.
Add some more chilli powder, and a touch of cumin, bit more salt/pepper if you fancy.
Add some chopped chillis.
Add the mince back to the mix and cook for a bit more.
Add 2 tins of tinned toms, (chopped not just peeled plum ones) and a tin of chilli beans (kidney beans in chilli sauce)
I add a bit of hendersons relish and tabasco to add a bit more kick
Cook rice.
Serve, add cheese. Eat. enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I shall give that a go...
Mine is similar, just more beans(haricot/borlotti/kindey) and a single red onion. Do it in the morning, leave it to sit all day in the pan (longer, if you don't need the pan!), reheat and pour into your facehole.

Brown mince
Throw in onion, brown some more.
Throw in chillis and tomatos and beans
Cook it for about 20 mins
Discard rice
Serve in a bowl with chilli and beer and shit horror films.

Eat it for the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I do like red onion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I make all my chilli
with chopped silverside beef. I also cook in olive oil but you have to add some veg oil to stop it burning.
I'm not saying "look at me I spit on your mince" because I grew up on mince and potatoes and chilli mince.
Lets be fair if I have to use mince for anything other than choice these days I've become a failure.
It's all about the taste so just buy the best mince you can afford from a butcher and don't buy stuff in a bag from Tesco.

Also I don't use capsicum peppers in my chilli ( the big ones ) as they sweeten it too much and you should get enough sugars from browning the meat and deglazing the pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ooooh get you ;)
Thats just how I make my chilli. I prefer cooking mexican, with chicken, but cant really afford that any more.

I like the bit of sweetness as I always make my chillis fucking hot.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Is there anything you don't seem to be an expert about?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# If I'm expert at anything
then it is cooking.
I live for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I don't often agree with you Pasanonic...
but I did just then.

Lets be fair, if you're using meat from a supermarket, you're doing your cooking any justice. A proper Butchers is best.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# There's sod all butchers near me, and I dont really have time to go trekking after one :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I've lived on a budget in the past
and on a quite meagre one too. The truth is your local butcher will still manage to give you a better quality product than a supermarket ever will and considering he'll be glad of the custom you might be surprised at what you can actually get.
He'll have loads of cuts that are no longer fashionable and will end up as sausage so if you go in, say you don't have a pot to piss in but would like to feed your kids some form of protein I bet you'll get the best meat you've had in years if not normally a butcher shopper.
'you' is generic of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hendo's!
The best! Improves the flavour of anything! Stews! Soups! Pies! Trifles! Flapjacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I walk past the "factory" on my way to uni every day :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Just tell everyone you're consumption-smoothing.
There's sound economic theory backing you up, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I really think I may have to make a withdrawal from the bank of mum and dad
But I really hate doing so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (15 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# they
can chase each other !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I'd like to see that...
maybe with the Yakkity Sax
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I 2nd
that
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
Where's one of those bastards Sheep or Happytoast when we need them?


Or our resident loon, Cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# oh I thought that was tttstttststr first, then I realised it was you and I didnt feel anything different
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I want a short cat!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# They can lean on each other . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Is this yours...?
dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
is that a follow on from dinosaurs in space?
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# he's got three legs...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Nice
Must have good balance for when he cocks his leg up
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Your wording caught me off balance as I was imagining . . . well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Wonderful, as per!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oi oi
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Why the short dogsbody?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# No doubt he specialises in chasing two-legged cats
Woo as always!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)