I go at a speed of one second per second. /rips off explosm joke
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58,
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And I can make 5 minutes seem like an eternity
simply by telling some of my best jokes.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:03,
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The next bit of the joke is
"Uh... isn't that the normal rate at which time flows" "Hey, you might not remember me - I'm from the past and I've come here to tell you that you're a douchebag"
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:15,
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hehe
probably get away with that on a technicality
(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!,
Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:58,
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