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# i usually like masterchef
but something about the current crop of finalists makes me uneasy

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# How the hell has Nick Cotton ended up there?
also: nice Ming-age
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :D
hadn't spotted that one
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i think we should organise a field trip
clue:
Sunday 26th April at Her Majesty's Theatre, Haymarket, London, with guest host StephenFry.
TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE FROM 10am ON TUESDAY 3rd MARCH
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:40, archived)
# this sounds definitely 'do-able' to me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'm a little disappointed that they're not going to have a regular presenter.
fry should be good fun to do it though, not so sure about jack dee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I mentioned this earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/9216363
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# dimbelby would be great
a new series of just a minute has started hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# surely HMT is still showing
'Phantom' all year?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# i guess for that night they're not *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# he got sent packing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:42, archived)
# He actually looks like that.
Smashing bloke. Dives for his own seafood. Nick Cotton fucked up and got the boot but was also an amazing chef.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)
# 'allo Ma
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Leo McKern?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He is looking good for a dead man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Haha!
I thought he looked like Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# If he had his way he'd serve it all on china plates
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
#
woo

b3ta.com/board/8162762
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# this is strangely hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# they seem to have to much black bile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:37, archived)
#
it is pure evil.
(1.618..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:38, archived)
# PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME, YOU ORALLY FIXATED PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# That looks shopped to me, I don't mean your bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# It's not
She clearly thinks we're That's Life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# look at it man, some thing isn't quite right with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I am teh dullard (also one that has been awake for 24 hours)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I can see the layers
24 hours, christ, are you on a case with Eddie Murphy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# No I'm in a case with Eddie Murphy
And he's trumping like a champ!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# he will get you pregnant
but he might kill you for being white
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# THat's OK I shall kill him for being black first
He forgot I packed my KKK uniform in the case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# GREAT PLATE OF FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Give me a sec and I'll scan in my fave cookery book cover. It's fucking fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:46, archived)
# HE HAS THE NATURAL PALLET BUT HE LACKS PRESENTATION, WILL HE BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF A REAL KITCHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'm scanning it now. It's fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:49, archived)
# you added the grenades
right?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Grenades?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Has some outstanding recipes including how to make wine vinigar and feta cheese
As well as a whole chapter on handy etiquette tips:


EDIT: I've had that book 12 years and it's still to date not only my favourite but has the best recipes of any book I've bought.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Haha share the deads foods lols!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# just stand on a chair and start pissing on the table
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# And lastly the most evil grin in the history of cookery books.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I want that book, just so I can look at these pictures everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# OK £3 shipping
But a used copy on Amazon is 1p!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# haha, I'd thought this very thing
I also think the host look...well, a bit like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)