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(1.618..., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
hideous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I hate those guys so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Indeed
they are almost as stuck up as that prick from Willy's Wonkey Chocolate Factory on Sunday nights

Edit:
Woo, etc. FP this image
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i rather liked him
a fine chap and slightly barking which always endears me to someone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# you dismiss the man just because
he's obviously of some breeding and well educated? The fact that he is working his arse off to fulfil his ambition whilst not having a pot to piss in is of no consequence. He's 'stuck up' because your not. Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# of some breeding?
What is he? A fucking horse? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *Whinnies*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 4:25, archived)
# here, here
i greatly admire folk with that sort of passion for something. as long as they're not nutters of course.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# No
Rather because he constantly bangs on about his chocolate being the best in the world, slagged off his wife because she told him the truth by saying his first batch of chocolate was horrible and acts like a celebrity chef by telling everyone how they should be cooking everything
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I must be watching a different programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# why are they always shouting at each other
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahahaha
fucking WOO to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Haha, I'm not quite sure why but this has made me laugh a lot.
So have a big fat woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D
Hahahaha this is lunacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love how they're staring at her
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I think that's it
the staring and vomitting, staring and vomiting
the staring and vomitting, staring and vomiting
the staring and vomitting, staring and vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oH cHRIST that'S FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Licorice overdose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Wunnerful, sir
simply wunnerful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hmmm it was you wasn't it?
It could really taste like strawberries
and I still couldn't bring myself to eat it.

Give me a Kangeroo bollock any day!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Sorry to thread delete
I didn't mean to sound like such a cock. It *is* lovely stuff, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I just don't like the look enough to actually find out!

& shhh nobody noticed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# hehe
I don't think anyone did. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
I cannot explain it, but this made me snort and chuckle.

K cider used to make me chuck black sick - I think it must have been the black bottle or my liver bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I had a dark purple vomiting experience once,
after drinking lots of grenadine and cider.
I was a classy teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I did that
but it was snakebite and black.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i googled that.
how in the hell do you keep something like that in?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I used to be able to drink rather large men under the table.
Alas, now it only takes a couple of beers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I used to drop in a shot of southern comfort as a depth charger
I must have the insides of a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha, I've done that!
The first three are fine, after that everything starts to go inside out. 'Fucking golf shoes' territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Well that's as maybe
but did you get me the insides of a tramp?
I must have them!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *proffers*
Well, they're Tara Palmer Tomkinsons. Potato, potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *to-may-toes your to-mah-toes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# :O WHY SIR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha!~
you sound all Victorian
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I've had practice.
Bloody theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahahaha
that caught me off guard and a LOL'd like a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Is it wrong that I giggled as I typed?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i could spend many an afternoon
drinking long islad ice teas.

cheltenham races is on this week and i'm going to avoid going near town as it'll be full of drunk irish people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# That stuff is fucking lush
when made in the right proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ah yes, my favorite cocktail

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It's a british classic!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Feck!
Grenadine & Cider??!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It sounds really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Don't be tempted
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Sorry, no...
*This* is really nice:
www.burgundywinecompany.com/wines/display.php?subregion=Puligny-Montrachet
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Ooooooh *peers*
wine makes me silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That's *one* of it's many charms
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D
Sometimes it makes me cry though. What a girl I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I treat my wife to her favourite
Guigal chateauneuf-du-pape because it makes her slim. That or it loosens elastic. Either way, the knickers are coming down,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Ever the charmer...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# One day I hope to be romanced thusly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm more of a sweet wine fan myself.
Or, even better, a nice ale.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh yes! Good ale is top notch.
That's ^ my fave wine, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Which one?
If I were to buy a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Well, it gets a bit pricey
but anything in the 35-50 quid range should be good.

There's some real damage to be done right here: www.majestic.co.uk/find/keyword-is-Puligny-Montrachet

Edit: forget that first result on that search page, that stuff is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I don't mind paying for a nice bottle
as I drink it so rarely now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I can't abide dessert wines as a rule
but if you must then you won't go wrong with a decent Sauterne.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ^ This
Or Monbazillac. Big fan of that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I tend to find them a touch sweet.
I'm not really one for sweet things unless I'm really in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# French Alsace Pinot Gris
You should investigate this....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *writes on hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I went to Alsace with my family a couple of years ago.
My parents took home about 50 bottles. There's so many free tasting places along the wine routes...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oh right. The conversation was of sweet wines I thought.
Then without a doubt if you want white go for the burgundy area for a good chablis or puilly-fuissé. Suavignon from the Loire valley and a chardonnay from as far south as possible, like a Viognier.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'm being schooled in wine.
I never even considered that I might have to know at some point, usually I just phone my granddad.

Thanks for the tips, lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ahh, well - from the Loire
One to try is Old Vine Muscadet. It's aged in sherry barrels, and tastes nothing like normal Muscadet. More like a really classy White Burgundy.

But Puligny-Montrachet is still my fave.

Have been to this place to pick stuff up, they are really lovely:
www.chereau-carre.fr/

It's the Chasseloir you'll be wanting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Not a monster
Muscadet fan but on your recommendation I will give it a go. As it happens I have my wine club catalogue on my desk as an order is imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# AND drinking chess.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# it was a happy day
when I realised it was cider made me sick and not alcohol itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# It's terrible terrible stuff.
I had some bad perry a few weeks ago and it brought all the memories flooding back.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hmm, tar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Great stuff. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Pffffft!
Lucky I didn't have caviar ...... ever!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Fucking magic!
This must get an FP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha lovely sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha.Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
MENTAL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
their expressions are great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yeeeeek!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Why hasn't been frontpaged?
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)