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[challenge entry] Daily Mail evolution

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
GET HER OFF MY TELLY!!!!!

she's upsetting my ungrateful and ignorant spawn...

in other daily fail news, I was at the dentist last night getting deep root canal work done (they had to go up my bum it was that deep) and the most painful part of the experience was the daily fail being the only thing to read in the waiting room. The article they had about that guy coming back from Guantanamo Bay put torture in double inverted commas... what a shower of shits - as a snivelling pinko liberal guardian reader I was morally impotent with rage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^this
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# boo!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Odd choice of paper
Surely they wouldn't want patients going into the surgery all angered up with raised blood pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I did mention to my dentist that
I'd just spent a painful 10 minutes reading the paper and grinding my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you don't know he was tortured
it's only his word against hundreds of US and British military personnel
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# If he wasn't ...
he's probably the only one. I don't think it was a holiday camp in there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# have you ever been to Butlins?
give me waterboarding and electric shocks any day over bingo and redcoat cabaret
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hi-de-hi voltage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Now where's the 'arm in all that
oh, it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Very humerus
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# maybe her arm
had just grow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Erm Ris?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that lass has no arm below her right elbow
she's on kiddies telly
people have been complaining that she scares their children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ahh!
That's quite funny!!

-The scaring bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)