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# I knew I should have dealt on classical Newtonian physics.

I know it's crap quality but it's surprisingly hard to find a picture of Noel opening a box.
(Insert Username, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I is a priest!


Cfb Hopes owns jokes are improving


Woo the ULC!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# me too for about
8 years now.
I find it odd that they have to stipulate ( or did ) that whilst you can legally officiate at weddings you are not allowed to perform circumcisions.
Thanks for that info before I made any rash decisions regarding penises.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I actually became a minister in 2005
I take it very seriously. I can't stop officiating. And I errr.. didn't read the small print about the knob thing. I've done loads of circumcisions, mainly female.
Is this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# wrong?
That depends. Did you get caught?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Yes Just then.
Shit I am having a rotten day. I've only just been ordained (again) and now it looks like I'm going to be excommunicated. Everything sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Let's all do the Conger!
Let's all do the Conger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY!
Let's do the conger, like we did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It's spelled Conga
and that's a Moray
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# And yes, the moon just hit my eye like a big pizza pie
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Always bringing up the rear!
Eh Dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# bells will ring ting-a ling a-ling ting-a ling a-ling...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
THAT'S a Moray
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes I know - Just following suit.......
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# EEL!
I CHOOSE EEL! WHERE'S MY EEL?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# There is no Eel.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Oh.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# MATRIXLOLS!
How do Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Eelless.
That's how I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Go to the cobblers!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha HAI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I don't often "LOL"...
....but you had me at "Hai"
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# needs more happy eel
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Its not going to become a meme
Get over it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# never!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# This is good, for a noob...
It's good for me!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Old joke :)
Actually, I forget who it was but someone received an FP for the same joke years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I remember
the Pandora's box, but not a Schroedinger variation.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Haha! Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Are you sure the cat's dead?
I mean, are you really SURE?

(good effort! Pull up Schroedinger's cat and stay a while)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Haha
Good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# gotta click this
certain geekiness should be rewarded!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)