On a similar theme to Ad7...
De-Ris
EDIT: How rude of me. Mornin', all!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07,
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De-Ris
EDIT: How rude of me. Mornin', all!
ah shame
this means the happiest man in Nottingham is out of a job
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08,
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Perkin Warbeck
(1474 – 23 November 1499) was a pretender to the English throne during the reign of King Henry VII of England. Traditional belief claims that he was an impostor, pretending to be Richard of Shrewsbury, 1st Duke of York, the younger son of King Edward IV of England, but was in fact a Fleming born in Tournai around 1474. The "Perkin Warbeck" of the traditional tale was claimed to be the son of a French official, John de Werbecque and Katherine de Faro.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11,
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or
the chap who works in my local Blockbuster, who's the happiest fella I've ever met, always up for a chat about your film choices even when he has a massive queue to serve
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12,
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^ this is more likely to be the correct answer.
I quite liked the idea of it being Perkin Warbeck, though.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14,
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oh he's real then?
I thought he was a figroll of your imagination
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15,
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1 in 9 of the UK population are
and they're breeding!!! Soon we'll be over run and we'll have to eat each other just to stay alive... then what? eh? what then?
indeed!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16,
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indeed!
I know that statistically
only one in every seven dwarfs is happy
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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*give the Prof an enormous hug*
There, there, dear - it'll all be ok soon.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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hehe...
You're referring to my constant citing of his Magic Newt, are you not?
I just think he has a marvelous name.
:D
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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I just think he has a marvelous name.
:D
heheh
I heard it on the news last night. My last thought as I drifted off to sleep was along the lines of, "Oooh - that gives me an idea. But I bet someone'll beat me to itzzzzzzzz..."
:)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10,
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:)
I get in a flap when i see a new story
ZOMFG someone will beat me to it! Then i realise i'm just making a toap and the reason nobody has done it is because its just not funny!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18,
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Ah...
Since all I can manage is toap and the occasional cut-n-paste-n-pixel-by-pixel retouch in paint, I don't worry about that.
I know my limits...
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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I know my limits...
Morning knee face
... there's going to be no shops left in a couple of weeks...
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10,
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I'm surprised they've made it last as long as they have
It takes me less time to download a movie than it does to drive to Blockbusters.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11,
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haha! shame, but then again, I haven't had to rent a film in about 5 years.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12,
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yes. Including the ones that arent out yet - there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing
"Instant cassettes" - they're out in stores before the movie is finished
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18,
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A blockbuster in Queensland, where I lived 5 years ago
keep sending me happy birthday messages. I'll miss those.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14,
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As joe Queenan once pointed out
how many other industries can survive when 95% of their stock is obsolete?
And I used to work there, it was shit
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19,
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And I used to work there, it was shit