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# On a similar theme to Ad7...


De-Ris


EDIT: How rude of me. Mornin', all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Pfft
You thilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ah shame
this means the happiest man in Nottingham is out of a job
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# whu?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck
(1474 – 23 November 1499) was a pretender to the English throne during the reign of King Henry VII of England. Traditional belief claims that he was an impostor, pretending to be Richard of Shrewsbury, 1st Duke of York, the younger son of King Edward IV of England, but was in fact a Fleming born in Tournai around 1474. The "Perkin Warbeck" of the traditional tale was claimed to be the son of a French official, John de Werbecque and Katherine de Faro.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# or
the chap who works in my local Blockbuster, who's the happiest fella I've ever met, always up for a chat about your film choices even when he has a massive queue to serve
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ^ this is more likely to be the correct answer.
I quite liked the idea of it being Perkin Warbeck, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# oh he's real then?
I thought he was a figroll of your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# 1 in 9 of the UK population are
and they're breeding!!! Soon we'll be over run and we'll have to eat each other just to stay alive... then what? eh? what then?

indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I know that statistically
only one in every seven dwarfs is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# 9 out of 10 people
would participate in another gang rape
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *give the Prof an enormous hug*
There, there, dear - it'll all be ok soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *coos softly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hehe...
You're referring to my constant citing of his Magic Newt, are you not?
I just think he has a marvelous name.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# indeed sir
so the newt isn't real then?

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Well, like Dale Winton's cat - he *may* be...
snipurl.com/d2hsk
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# or do they???
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Pffft!
I love wikipedia's graphic used by way of explanation:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I should have tagged that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Well
That explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# haha
bob holness will take it hard
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# He does take it hard,
the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha
*closes photoshop*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# heheh
I heard it on the news last night. My last thought as I drifted off to sleep was along the lines of, "Oooh - that gives me an idea. But I bet someone'll beat me to itzzzzzzzz..."
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I get in a flap when i see a new story
ZOMFG someone will beat me to it! Then i realise i'm just making a toap and the reason nobody has done it is because its just not funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah...
Since all I can manage is toap and the occasional cut-n-paste-n-pixel-by-pixel retouch in paint, I don't worry about that.

I know my limits...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Morning knee face
... there's going to be no shops left in a couple of weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Knee face?
Wha'?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# why not
it's as good a greeting as any other one...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ummmm...
OhhhhKaaaaaaaaay...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'm surprised they've made it last as long as they have
It takes me less time to download a movie than it does to drive to Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha! shame, but then again, I haven't had to rent a film in about 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# because you've seen them all?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# yes. Including the ones that arent out yet - there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing
"Instant cassettes" - they're out in stores before the movie is finished
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# curse you betamax!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Can i spam this please?
www.b3ta.com/board/9234307
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Yes you can.
It's magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# A blockbuster in Queensland, where I lived 5 years ago
keep sending me happy birthday messages. I'll miss those.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# As joe Queenan once pointed out
how many other industries can survive when 95% of their stock is obsolete?

And I used to work there, it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ...
"Edward Woo, Wedbush Morgan Securities, said: "Blockbuster has been facing some liquidity issues for a while now and this is one of the options they have. It's not a great one."

Consider yourself woo'ed!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ...
I think that this may be my first ever /board Woo.

*gushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)