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# Ning all!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Guy in the link photo looks like he's getting a live prison buttsexing.
Also/Or
being throttled by his tie.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He looks like the kind of guy who couldnt wear a tie and a belt on the same day in case he turns into sausages.

/Frankie Boyle blog
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *laughs like Sidney James*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Carry on Cabby contains one of the most memorable scenes in all of cinema for me
when they have that huge taxi chase
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Yes! I agree. An incredibly well edited and shot piece of film that was.
Pace is fantastic. Not to detract from Cabby's many other fine points.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Think they forgot to finish writing the headline?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# EH? :S
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Well it says 'Call for smaller jails for young'
But the article is about young women. Looks like they forgot to finish it...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Oh I see :D
I thought you were running along the lines of Call for smaller jails for young bitter makers, because their booze makes me poo lots ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Dr McLellan called for better facilities for young female offenders.
He was also having a nice poo when his picture was taken.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# pffft!
'NINGS ALL!!
i is poorly sick...
=(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Poor ives :(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# *tries to hug, but falls*
alreet missus, how's you and the fam?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Aw :(
We're good ta. Madam is sitting unaided and rolling over (which makes nappy changes fun). She's not crawling yet though, thank god!

In other news, I've just signed up for t'London Bash :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# awww...
and YAY!!
=D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# How's yours?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# good thanks!
my nippers ability to write clearly has surpassed my own!
=)
i'm starting at westminster collee in september and i'm already getting nervous!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Woohoo!
What are you doing there?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# BSc in Clinical Physiology
yep.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Very nice :)
Although I now want a biscuit
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# chocolate digestive?
*offers round*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Sadly not :(
Gave up chocolate (and booze) for lent
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# i gave up giving things up for lent for lent.
=)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I tried that
But I just couldn't keep it up
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *giggles*
keep it up....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ives was a character in Porridge
This sickness is all fake so he can get a day off work in the infirmary and steal some pills.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Heh heh heh, it was too!
Coinkydink? I think not!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# i don't know what you're talking about.
BTW here's those HRT pills you wanted...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Oh, yeah. No that was someone else.
The ususal is in the turnip patch for you
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# nice.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That Ives was a right crafty bastard!

Lukewarm and Blanko were my favourite characters :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# :(
Does this mean time off from work to get some time on b3ta?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# until i go back to bed, yep!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# HAH!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# NIng Ives!
Oh noes! What sort of sick? Melty bum insides sick?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# thats the one.
=(
nasty stuff
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# uuuggghhhh, horrible stuff....
plenty of fluids, and rest up, etc etc!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *opens a of strongbow*
i'm way ahead of you....
=)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Big B!!!!!!!
whats up?

Got manflu?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# no, bad guts...
hows you my friend?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Not too bad fella...
not around much this week what with me having to empty my wallet at the bookies every afternoon.

It's a chore, but someone's got to do it.

How's things with you?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# good ta!
works good so thats ok!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# iiiiiiiiivesy
have some Nurofen
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# i haven't got any.
be a love, nip down the shop and grab me some...
=)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Fwaps..
Ning ivesb!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ningles wobbles!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# That should be GAOL
then dyslexic children would think it was just a game of football until it was too late
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yeah, fucking idiot kids!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# That should be GAOL
then dyslexic all children, can't nun ov em can spel proper would think it was just a game of football until it was too late
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Alright
It's a fair cop.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hang on, THEY'VE ESCAPED! :D
'nings 'sushi
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
How goes it? I am a bit fucked off and stomped this morning, resulting in me slipping on the stairs and hurting my ankle badly :(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# ugghhh, that sucks... My ankle is a bit screwed too
sprained it before christmas, and it still hurts...

I'm going to make an effort to be positive today, after it started badly this morning:S
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Yeah, today sucks all round.
It happens fairly often to me anyway as I have weak bones in my ankles, but this one was worse than usual and just confounded my fucking misery!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning.


must dash. Meeting.
Be excellent to each other.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Pasa!
Some awesome drawing skills on the text boxes :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# heheheh!
'nings Pasa
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Morning sir


(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# workhouses is what we need!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)