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# I think Heston's gone too far this time...

The sight of Germaine Greer tucking into a plum testicle thing on telly the other night will stay with me forever.

I am 3 today. All sympathy clicks gratefully received.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# how rare!
happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# cheers, squire!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I wouldn't let that cow anywhere near my jewels.
and you got a sympathy click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# haha! me neither...
and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# lol you nutter and happy candleday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# merci mon petit choux!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Germaine's a fucking mentalcase.
Candlegratulations chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I walked past her once on Camden Road
but I was too scared to say anything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# she is...
apparently Clive James once hid up a tree to escape her advances...

and cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# She used to lurk around one of the finest hosteleries in
Cambridge.
She was as mad as the owner.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
tasty!

Congrats on your candledayness, and thanks for putting The Longpigs in my head for the rest of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha...
I thought of them as I made it, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahah! and happapapppapapay b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I wasn't the only one to noticed she went straight for the balls then?

CAYKEY CAYKEY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it's hoooge!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# You sound like my ex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahah I love that utter nutter :D

happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# me, too. he's ace.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahaha happy b3taday
that was a good tellymaprogrammething

2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it was...
he is completely mental. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha!
happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# many happy candle days
Heston is starting to get on my wick a little bit... through no real fault of his own, he just seems to be turning into every other "celebrity" chef.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Yeah, he'll get over-exposed if he's not careful...
but he is a very creative nutjob... and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# yeah - which is why I think he's brilliant
it's just all of his programmes follow the same format as everyone else's and they shouldn't

Heston - crazy science chef
Ramsay - crazy swear chef (done!)
Farley's Whitling Stall - crazy Good Life chef
Oliver - crazy right on fat tongued chef
Smith - sex in a pan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# haha...
there's something about the Blessed Delia. She's so dirty, really, I just know it...

*snaps out of it*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahaha congrats
you nut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ta, you
lovely dutch person, you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Watching it the other night, I did wonder what lunatic decided which people to invite to the feasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I know...
Ragi Omar?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Rageh Omar? Fine.
Germaine Greer? Ok.
Liz McClarnon? Ok, she did win Celeb Masterchef.
John Thomson? What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahah!!!!
and happy Shatmus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# a late comment!
cheers, buddy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)