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# Haves a cow (I genuinly ate this one at xmas, he was very tasty)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# PUNCHIT TIL IT LAYS EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That's the spirit

More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# :( Poor moo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# you are such an emoo.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE ME I MADE A FUNNY AHAHHAHAHAAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# have a pearoast for that

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# They had a really lovely life
they had lots of tasty grass, and pond plants to eat, and ducks, and moor hens and a goat to frolic with..

but yeah, I cant help it that theyre so tasty

heres Billy their friend (who i didnt eat, but did have to bury)

heres his myspace page.. www.myspace.com/billy_goat22
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
It looks very sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# probably the weird uneccasery photoshopping i did on him
friendly enough cows, they let me take lots of photos of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# needs mor desx
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I DREW THAT ON IT AINT REEL
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I'm so dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I like cows
they don't seem to realize they pass our taste buds
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# CATTLETUDE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Silly Jorvic!
Cow is not turkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah i know!
I got to my mum and dads and she said "we've all decided to have beef this year".. wouldn't have been my choice, but it was bloody fantastic.. now ive got craings for horseradish now..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# those cold, accusing eyes.....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# "Even as I pass through your body the fire and hatred of a thousand fowls will rain upon you and never stop."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Barnyard commando...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# HAHA
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# haha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I like
the steely look of determination in the cow's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Why does the laughing cow laugh so much???
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I'm going to bed
The B3ta nonsense is getting into my veins... and I don't even need to eat that Laughing Cow gloop to get nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I eat those things whole
Fucking love them...And I dont care if its made from manmoomilk
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I've been known to eat the whole box
but I tend to do it when drunk and I squeeze them between Jacob's crackers. She goes mental when There are never any left the day after shopping.

I might have some cheesy crackers now actually. At my desk, like some Neanderthal pig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ha yeah, i did that the first night out with my house mates
apparently i made a tower out of them, ate them all. The next day I almost accused some on of stealing them because i couldnt work out where theyde gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# that is the sexiest cow...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# does that make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# but if it was a cow
it was hardly a "he" then, was it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Dont judge his lifestyle...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)