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# happy bejaysus day
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Is "Bejaysus Day" the official name for it on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# of course it fucking is.
BEJAYSUS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# :D
how unexpected

Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Top 'o' the morning to ya!
And a Happy St Patricks Day to one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Happy Guiness Day to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# happy green-beer-n-pukeday
to you too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiiii diiiiiiiiiii
deedle idel eedle idel eedle idel oooohhhhh

*jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I didn't know you were a fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# only at children's parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# it's where the money is, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# yeah
kids get so much pocket money nowadays... a 10p mixup costs like 50p now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *pokes*
I'm coming to Edinburgh on the 27th for a stag do. Any recommendations for sights to see and bars to frequent?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# oooOOOoooohhh
I'll Gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# safe blud
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# "you look like a leprechuan...hahahaha...hic..."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D
I hope that Guinness isn't extra cold
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Either way it'd taste like it's just been shit out of a diseased cow.
Nasty stuff.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
WRONG

Guinness is a worthy and delicious alcoholic beverage (although I'll admit it's possible to get a bad pint of it easily)

Additionally it's available in most pubs - so you know you don't have to drink Stella or Carling or Tennants *retch*

Extra Cold Guinness is an abhorrence though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'm an ale man myself
I'll only drink lager as a last resort, got some lovely breweries down this way, my fav being the hogs back, which is handy as I know the owner and get it on the cheap. ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# right
you're back in the good books... I'll come and have a drink with you sometime and we can discuss the delicate arts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
Come join us in London on May 30th.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Forgive my ignorance for the second time today, but what's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# not in the slightest dear sir :D
Guinness is a delicious pint of porter ale which, although factory produced, is still a jolly good pint. It has been made for many hundreds of years and, although it's made and owned by a dreadful large company which spends all of it's money on marketing because it can't naff with the production or ingredients, is still pretty unchanged by that time ... ish *deludes himself*.

Extra Cold is the product of market research showing that larger drinkers might drink more Guinness in the summer months if it was cold and more like larger.

I think it ruins the taste and feel of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# You are 100% correct


Also, I hate barstaffs' assumption that you want extra cold without asking. If I don't specify I clearly want normal Guinness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *learns*
That does indeed make sense. All I need now is a pub quiz with this as a question.

And a round on munchy box geographics.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahhahahah! that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *dies helmet green and pretends to be Irish*


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# top o' th' mornin' to ya!
*gets drunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# gets?
I start out drunk. I also am a 1/4 Irish and so my helmet is already green.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# glow in the dark?
or just unwashed?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# The result of a childhood accident
with a highlighter pen and a hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
I start hungover and just enjoy the pain for an hour or so - it makes me feel alive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# We must lose that saxophone solo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ah beggora!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahahha, wooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thats a lovely horse
is it your lovely horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)