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# It looks like the old Iraqi Minister of Information has a new job
Sorry...


Edit: Oh bugger! I should've posted this in the thread below... oh well
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# uhoh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# haha. Is that Fraser?
No no no no no, there was no interest in ideas for the challenge this week. We don't even have a challenge competition on b3ta and it definitely will not be anything to do with fonts because rob laughed at 1 joke.
This weeks challenge. Lolfonts.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# apparently it was Rob's idea this week...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# yeah.
That's kind of what I was getting at but worded badly. Just that Fraser is Rob's comical Ali.
"Look, just get out there and tell them any old bollocks but don't tell the truth" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Wait... "comical Ali"?
Ally, surely? Or maybe I'm missing something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's all lies!
        \
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I rolled in from the pub. I'm also not smart.
These are my excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# this Fritzl business has gone on long enough
*puts file in cellar*

Damn, it's what he wanted!!!!

PS I'm having an op on thursday, long term sick for meeeeeeeee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# holy crappicus...
whaddup homeslice?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# No its his body getting sliced, not his home
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# funnily enough
a pilonial sinus, so "holy crap homeslice" is uncannily close :(

EDIT I think I'll be pulling this face during the op ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# *googles*
*regrets*

Jeccius has a sore botty!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# A friend of mine had that done
I hope you get over it quickly and don't have to spend too much time on your belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# *pokes*
how did your DJ set go?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You should wear this t-shirt when you go
www.bearskinrug.co.uk/_articles/2005/06/07/stabby_mcknife/hero.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hehehe
I likesy :)

EDIT;

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# it's a twitch in your diaphragm, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I got the taste for a stab sesh now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbing!
(jabs knife and makes kung-fu style shouts)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's actually quite hard to stab in a straight line, slashing main
arteries and tendons is visually more spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# woo for non-conformance
way to go bargy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oh shit, his name's bargearse, I always read it as Bagarse...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ;)
a true fuckin hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I dont know him, but I take your word on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i may still need it!
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ok I believe you.... hero
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I've never read it as 'Bargearse' either. Not sure what I thought it said though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Cheers Zank
I new you'd be impressed. The Colonials will rise again!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# fuck that
to much like hard work - i bags we just have a couple get completely shitfaced and larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha - yes we should.
Are you coming up to sydney at all in the near future?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# been up 8 times this year already.....
immigration keep sending me back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Argh!
Next time you're up we'll have to arrange beers with Gronky, k3b/-\b and i'll try and get Pigeon Nipples down from Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# with all the positive eneregy i can muster
i can only foresee this ending in doom and thus IT HAS TO BE DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Too right! Melbourne Bitter meets Bondi Blonde!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# blandest beer battle at bendy band bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# in Balmain and Ballarat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I wish I was there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I don't want to see Kebab though. Eeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# He is a funny bugger though
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# You'll be with us in spirit or spirits!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I'm planning a trippy sometime this year though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# If I find the cash - I'll harass you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Now do Frank Spencer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Have a quick pearoast
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I wish he just said where Maddie is
so we can all get back to normal business
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# That would be funny if the two stories were linked
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# "there are no children in cellar, they were just many cats"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# He is watching
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yes!
shake it kitty, you wont break it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# What the...
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Real Fire!
I am Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# not so..
any crazycatlady pic = doublewin by universally recognised laws!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# *Holds trophy upside down*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# oh gee!
He could make a pizza whilst he was in there
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# See proof
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Excellent
Allow me to repost this "reveal" from this morning.

I used a special paparazzi reality-altering lens.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# glad you like
I need someone to get this onto a tabloid newspaper. See if they push it as a fake or an exclusive...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You never know, you might get $50k for it.
The Daily Telegraph, here in Sydney, would print anything
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ha!
that would be a marvellous coup. Ah, Sydney. Haven't been in over 20 years. Wish I'd stayed :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Come back! You know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahaha - the screws need guitars
big flashy red flying V's!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# ha!
are you suggesting this looks like a rock band making an entrance?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# haha - he could be an old obscure Austrian rocker making a comeback!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahahahah
Fritzl is Diesel AICMFAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either that or Fritzl used to play bass for the Skyhooks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Greg Macainsh is so gonna sue your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
I picked the Skyhooks from my "Random 70s Aussie Band" generator.

It's not my fault - honest!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)