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[challenge entry] Hot damn! Did someone say 'Instructions'?

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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha and not a slat in sight
woo.

EDIT: ANd happy meatenburg day everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# did the MK II work?
Are there links and pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hot damn!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
broken fingers are funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] this is how many of my diy jobs have ended up
and have a not very related to the compo roast anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :D
"add the fucking mixture to the..."

pan? gap? nan? aaa? ... qnp?

I guess there are something we're just not supposed to know the answer to!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# it's nan
you were right

pour it all over her the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I have better recipe for Ramsey
1) add 1 kilo of butter to a saucepan
2) heat slowly until melted and continue to heat until butter is smoking
3) throw into wrinkly foul-mouthed face
4) add salt to taste
5) prophet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# there's also these omelettes
Student Omelette: First borrow 2 eggs...
Liverpool Omelette: First steal 2 eggs...
Pervert Omelette: First fuck a chicken...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# haha
Clicky from me.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I am tempted to go around Ikea...
... and slip these into random boxes.

Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Photos or it doesn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# See, those are *proper* pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *nods*
It's such a shame that they are no longer popular. This has lead the Neville to create instructions lest we forget the proper method of using them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'll keep the flag flying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Ahhhhh, that had me in stitches, too!
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Yay!
And welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This made me laugh.
I laughed from my diaphragm, so I did.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)