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# that God can be a right git

news again to de-ris/read the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hehehe
and Pfff to "Happy endings" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Quite a convenient opt-out for God, I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# and that proves he exists, so by his own logic he doesn't
QED
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# *puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# i love how nerdy b3ta is
we're all basically the same person with different faces. and smells.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# it is geeky enough
to guarantee that someone will get even the most obscure reference you make
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i made a reference to obscure 80s cartoon/star wars rip-off extraordinaire The Legend of Orin
that no-one got, i was mildly disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# blimey, had to look that one up
I am clearly a minor-league geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *disappears in a puff of logic*


gah mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# if there was a puddle this would be valuable porn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *shakes fist*
damn you creepy jigsaw hentai girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Aww poor Wikipe-tan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Is it Liar Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# yes*
*LIES!
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# *gets run over on a zebra crossing*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
revelations is fucking nuts, it's not a happy ending at all. the archbishop wants to read the bible sometime
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# "... so I was on the blower to the almighty this morning... you know - God!
... and anyway - he spent ages complementing me on my beard and eyebrows, he wasn't very complementary about the *cough* the old combover type thing but I said 'I just do the best with what You give me ...' he laughed. Anyway - the message he wanted me to pass on to you was FUCKING PACK IT IN YOU KNOBBERS - I'm not cleaning up your mess..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ahh, the voice of God
Profet UnderCover. I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Bah! what good is this God they speak of!
If he/she/it won't intervene to bring justice to the wronged then why do people even bother to believe in this God? I'm glad I'm an Aethesist/couldnotgiveashitist then at least if I die in some inhuman and cruel way I won't be hopelessly praying for God's intervention which would never come anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahah, actually, that might make a good compo....
"What is all stories had bad endings? Prince Charming has both ugly sisters whilst Cinderella is stuck scrubbing the mildew off between the bathroom tiles? Yavin gets blown up?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)