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# 'Well goodness gracious me..Rodney'
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# pffft!
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# Was that joke racist
is this sentence racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# what about this reply?
you kikey paki nignog wop dago kraut chinky sandwog honky?
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# I really fancy a cheese and pickle sandwog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# would you like honky with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# "that man has the appearance of a pakistani"
is not a racist sentence.

"Fucking Pakis should fuck off back to swaziland and eat their turnips"

is a racist sentence, and a stupid one.

Please print and keep this handy guide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's spelled Switzerland you idiot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *sore throat lols*
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# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Fuck off you spear chucking golliwog!
I am not racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# oh, right
er, can I have your ckae then?


edit: CAKE cake cake fucking CAKE, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No.
Now get back to slaving for me!

No cake for MmmBongoWongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# remembering his butchering of french,
surely something like

"Madras keema naan bombay, Rodney, madras keeme naan bombay."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha, that's soooo racist
you said a list of indian food stuffs, you racist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm not racist
some of my favourite waiters are indian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# "What's the french for duck rodders?"
"It's Canard"
"You can say that again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# classic :D
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# I am very tempted by this....
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/1126219/Only-Fools-And-Horses-Box-Set-Complete-Series-Specials/Product.html

Oops, edited with the right one....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# just get UK Gold!
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# Fools and Horses 24?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "what's the pakistani for duck, rodders?"
"Well, Del, there's no such language as 'Pakistani', English is the official language of Pakistan and used in official business, government, and legal contacts, while Urdu is the national language. Other major languages used in the country include Punjabi, Sindhi, Seraiki, Pashto, Balochi, Brahui, Potwari, Kashmiri, Farsi, Gujari, Dari, Hindko, Memoni and Marwari."

"Oh"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# If it was me, I'd apologise for telling a rubbish joke
...

Well, ok, a more-rubbish-than-usual joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# What do you call a scottish cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# A Highland Coup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is that a scottish cow with five tits by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ooh! Then I know this!
Take That and Lulu!

/getting way too excited
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# not really i just wanted to see your punchline
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Well I hope you're happy now!
Stringing me along like that. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ham head, Mo' Hamhead, Rash head, all far better punchlines
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Do you have a sock for all occasions?
*glees*
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# hey - how did you get out of the cellar?
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# 'most'

not done death weddings or bar mitzvahs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Come on Prodg
Where is the 'LitteSockPlanet' one then?
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# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Work in progress then??
:D

Also, stop having more trophies than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha top work
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