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# ...just a normal thursday night....
(Frozen Rodent, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haha
Gross
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# munch
slurp spittle
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# have you shopped it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He's added extra poo
the original was supposed to be a way to breathe when trapped in a smoky bathroom, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yup
I think I saw it on QI
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ahhh,
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *opens bathroom window*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# don't be ridiculous,
it's far easier to fashion a length of corrugated piping and hose and breath 10 cubic cm of stale shitty air
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# now you missed an opportunity to use the toilet snorkel
one must never miss this opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# That's crazy talk
In a housefire that could cause a backdraft, like in that film where backdrafts happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I think it was called "The House That went on Fire"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Alien?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# In space nobody can hear you call the fire brigade
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# the bus that couldn't slow down?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# "I bring you love"
"He's bringing us love, quick, break his legs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# "Leprechaun:
Back 2 tha hood" I believe.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# In association with the Irish Tourism Board
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Gone with the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# 20000 Leagues Under The Sea
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the best bits of dried on shit are always at the back of the u bend
is this a JML product?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Impressive lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ^This with bells on
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Isn't that a toilet snorkel?
...the idea being that you use it to reach the "fresh air" when there's a fire in the building...in which case it's still defeated by the almighty u-bend and you end up dying from shit inhalation instead of smoke...
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# bokey bokey boke boke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# God damned modern toilets, WOO though!
with the U-Bend positioned as it is, I find these modern contraptions are Ill suited to the diet of a fully grown adult, It is extremely difficult to defecate in these infernal devices without leaving ones cable all over the bowl.

that is all.

p.s. what's the deal with graphics tablets, I just use a mouse, but am wondering whether they are any good, if so how many pennies do I need to spend? PM me is anyone has any ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Either way....
Giant shitpipe toilet bong.....
(Frozen Rodent, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)