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# I think it's about time we got our own back


Fucking bastards, go do something else other than search for carcinogens.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Breathing increases risk of cancer
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Posting on b3ta does also
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# HERE IS THE FULL LIST
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?searchPhrase=cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# However, not breathing
causes death.

You have put me in a quandary asciiifacebob! A QUANDARY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# nah
Not breathing causes huge discomfort and pain, but not death.

Try it - stop breathing if you can.

ha, see!

Red?

Red?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'm ok.
I remembered that breathing is quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Its not the breathing its all the chemicals we are inhaling that the NWO spray in the air


.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# That's
carcinogens
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ooops!
Google let me down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Damn you Google
When will they ever learn?

*shakes fist*

*shakes cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *joins in*
this isn't classed as ghay is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It's only gay
if you enjoy it.

*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# and if you enjoy it too much
it *must* give you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Only ball cancer
and prostate cancer, it's not like YOU need those.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# cheeky bastard! lol!
my balls are in constant use... preparing themselves for finding the ONE... or something like that.

*cry wanks into a sock*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ARGH, MY CANCERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Eh? They don't cause the cancer, y'know.
Do you hate bakers too, for making you hungry?

actually, ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# But they do!
They also run a higher risk of getting cancer as they are exposed to more carcinogenic materials than most people, especially if they are researching the causes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# We're ALL researching the causes of cancer.
Try keeping your cause of death out of the official statistics. Hmm, that was a jolly thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I'll quite happily
keep my cause of death out of the equation! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Everything causes cancer, prevents it and is good for you... simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I will question that fucking schnoz though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Jewish Science
Top of all the Sciences
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *fears the NWO scientists*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# They want your foreskin
for research purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Willy Wonka's everlasting chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ...cheese flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Yes!
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Reading the news this morning,
only served to make me drink my tea even hotter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Good!
That'll fucking learn'em, do you have cancer yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# what about now?
Do you have cancer now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Nah,
I have made another cup of tea with even hotter water, and am smoking a fag at the same time! Fuck you cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What about now?
Next week, we will learnr that smoking and hot tea cancel each other out and we will live forever!

Cancer repost:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Well I am still alive now.
I shall provide you with weekly updates going forward!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Don't blame science
Science didn't do this to you.
You did it to yourself.
Without any help from science.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
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# hee hee!


(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# this
where is my personal spaceship, science? i don't care if space is carcinogenic, i should be having adventures in space by now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I want a space adventure too
in space!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# meeeeeeeeeeeeats iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# for sure!
and not involving drugs or psychosis!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oh yeah science is such a waste of space.
why don't you grow a brain and twig that the research carries on regardless, but the media grab a hold of things that involve cancer (in particular) and prominent scaremongering articles about it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# when you do a science
and it gets into the papers

all the science chicks will want to do a science with you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# No they don't >.<
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# well, I'm just saying that...
well..

*ahem*

use science :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# and the polar opposite is reality
scientists are cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# yes...
calm down now, it's proven fact that bitching at ME causes you cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)