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# You raedy to be fucked, egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# MARK IT EIGHT
woo
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# OVER THE LINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Smoky, you are about to enter a whole new world of pain.
I love that film in a thousand tiny ways.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# this isn't nam, there are rules

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# "jeezus christ, calm the fuck down"
"I am calm"
"no you're fucking not"
"calmer than you"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# He has mental issues.

You mean besides being a pacifist?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Donnie, you're like a child who has walked into a movie theatre half way trough and demands to be told whats going on
you are out of league, donnie, you have no frame of reference, so shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Me too
Introduced Lady S to it, and she didn't 'get it'.

She thinks it's a boys film...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# LEAVE HER NOW

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# divorce in the offing?
even my kids love this - and the music too

'not the creedance tapes..'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I fucking hate the Eagles, man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Not married just yet
could be a deal breaker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Mark it zero, Dude.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Wants
the egg, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# your a lebowksi
im a lebowski
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I WANT A CREME EGG OF THAT SIZE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# A friend of mine made me one once
I didn't sleep for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Poor ickle Raindance
tewwified of big giant egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# A giant egg full of soggy, granulated sugar!
Even after I put it in the fridge I was still scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# do you mean it wasn't just the insides of lots of creme eggs scooped out and put into a larger egg,
but someone had actually tried to re-create the goo?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, yes they did.
It didn't turn out as expected.

Edit: It looks worse than I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# oh my god....
makes my teeth hurt, and my pancreas shrivel up just thinking about that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I wouldn't be able to finish one tbh. I doubt I'd sleep after atempting it either
I'd try, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# did it give you nightmares?
was it full of bats?
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# the guy's a fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Gayboy Tony was gay?
I thought he was just really friendly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I like to plunge my nuts in them
then suck them out with a narrow straw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I might have to sit down.
I am already sat down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# You Dutch and your silly ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Especially for you
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/mp3/94a5cbf165ad67813f4c26af621efcef_dutch.mp3
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# No sound at work, will save for later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Orally
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)