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# I believe I missed a previous compo by a significant margin....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# 'Pressing 4 times a second'???
Who am I? Michael J. Fox?

/nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Parkinsons or not,
Watching the last few seconds of an auction, my finger is going faster than a hummingbirds wing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That's why God invented sniping
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# What?
Shooting the other bidders? Seems a bit excessive to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Needs must
if you want that first issue of Laoded where you can see Liz Hurley's pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Are first issues of Lads mags worth a few quid then?
*cleans up first issue of Front* ;)

EDIT: Fucking hell, what a waste of money!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# and THAT is why god invented bitching about sniping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I just wait until about the last 30 seconds (make sure your clock is synched)
Then plop in my best bid making sure I have an odd number of pence after the pounds.

And that's that. I usually win.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Your girlfriend
must be a very happy laydeh! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# yep,
nothing a girl likes better than a constant, unchanging drumming on the clitoral hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha christ!
*tea monitor moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# don't laugh
this is my one and only bedroom technique, appart from an early finish, bitterness and recrimination, and a lingering sense of shame and disappointment.

/knows what he likes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I don't have a technique
as much as a string of increasingly strange physical contortions strung together with an attractive air of panic reminiscent of a single legionnaire left to hold the fort until the others get back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I like this imagery.
I shall name my wee mockingstalk "Beau Geste" from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I just hope the natives
don't try to take it by force!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# No
Too busy on ebay for any of those shenanigans.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Proxy bidding FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# anyone see an epidode of led ballon
where his cleaner sold his grandads army medal,so he went onto ebay to buy it back,she did the same thing without telling him and they ended up getting into a bidding war against each other hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)